If you can read this, you're too close.

Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.

To be or not to be.

-- Shakespeare

To do is to be.

-- Nietzsche

To be is to do.

-- Sartre

Do be do be do.

-- Sinatra

Reply hazy, ask again later.

Having nothing, nothing can he lose.

-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"

You will have long and healthy life.

Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift?

A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.

You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.

Increased knowledge will help you now. Have mate's phone bugged.

For there are moments when one can neither think nor feel. And if one can

neither think nor feel, she thought, where is one?

-- Virginia Woolf, "To the Lighthouse"

[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when

referring to powerfail recovery.]

Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?"

A: A ball point carrot.

For courage mounteth with occasion.

-- William Shakespeare, "King John"

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you

nothing. It was here first.

-- Mark Twain

A few hours grace before the madness begins again.

So this is it. We're going to die.

Never give an inch!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To see his friend Gregory peck.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

A: To get to the other slide.

Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.

Tempt not a desperate man.

-- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet"

"Elves and Dragons!" I says to him. "Cabbages and potatoes are better

for you and me."

-- J. R. R. Tolkien