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By @BitcoinMechanic (11800 sats, 7 zappers) | [Stacker News](https://stacker.news/items/909388/r/botlab)

⚡📰 The Pleb Economist #5: Shitcoins are part of Bitcoin's Gartner Hype Cycle

The Pleb Economist #5: Shitcoins are part of Bitcoin's Gartner Hype Cycle1

So, this is outside my usual wheelhouse of economic analysis, but a recent post (#907254) bemoaning Trump's shitcoinery and the press's lumping together of Bitcoin with "crypto" got me thinking back to the history of shitcoinery, starting with the explosion of cryptotokens and NFTs in the late 2020s and 2021, up through the implosion of FTX in 2022.

It occurred to me that we can understand shitcoinery as a consequence of Bitcoin's natural evolution along the Gartner Hype Cycle.2But my thesis is more nuanced than simply saying that shitcoins were the result of hype. Rather, I want to propose a theory for how Bitcoin and "crypto" got lumped together, why it might have made sense at first, why some people still lump them together, and where I think this is all headed. Read on for more.

The Gartner Hype Cycle is a theory developed by American consulting firm Gartner, which purports to explain how new technologies mature over five phases.

The five phases are:

Technology trigger.

A scientific or methodological breakthrough triggers the birth of a new technology. The technology holds much promise for new products or new solutions. Many early phase proof of concepts are developed. There is much excitement in the early adopter communities, but regular people and the mainstream press are mostly unaware of these developments.

Peak of inflated expectations.

The early proof of concepts show promise. More and more people learn about the promise of this new technology. The mainstream media catches on. Investment capital flows into the industry. The number of projects experimenting on different use-cases and technical improvements explodes. Some of these projects are legitimate but others are grifts. Startups are formed and early companies in the space become household names.

Trough of disillusionment.

Technical and commercial challenges, over-investment of capital, over-promised and under-delivered expectations, all lead to the failures of multiple projects and startups. Investment capital dries up. Interest in the technology wanes and the mainstream press regularly declares the technology dead. Yet, there remains a core group of believers who continue to develop the technology and focus on the most promising use cases.

Slope of enlightenment.

Now that the bad ideas and the grifters are shaken out, the remaining community can focus in on the best ideas and most promising use cases of the technology. They gradually learn what works and what doesn't work, and a natural growth curve emerges as the technology improves due to the natural feedback between user and developer, free from the wild expectations of the hypemen and hucksters.

Plateau of productivity.

Most of the technical wrinkles have been ironed out. Best practices have been established. Use cases become well defined and demonstrated. Mainstream adoption continues to grow, and development will focus less on technical specification and more on bringing products to market.

The Gartner Hype Cycle is not an academically rigorous theory. It does not have a long literature back-testing it against the historical experience of other technologies. In fact,articleshave been written about how it fails to explain the adoption curve of some technologies.

Nevertheless, the Gartner Hype Cycle has achieved its place in the popular imagination. And even if it's not that well established by historical data, I think its categories are helpful for thinking about the dynamics of hype and disillusionment in the growth of any new technology.

So, how does the Gartner Hype Cycle apply to Bitcoin ahd shitcoins?

I propose that shitcoins can be understood as a consequence of Bitcoin's natural evolution along the Gartner Hype Cycle. And more specifically, I propose the following theory for the history of shitcoins:

Shitcoins were, initially, either A) failed attempts to solve Bitcoin technical challenges, or B) misunderstandings of the appropriate use cases for Bitcoin technology.

Because shitcoins were originally attempts to solve technical challenges or extend use-cases, they acquired an air of legitimacy. They became thought of as experimental projects that extended or improved Bitcoin, and thus fell into the same technology category as Bitcoin.

This is the origin for why Bitcoin and crypto are lumped together; because that's how many of the project founders and early investors originally thought of it. I should remind everyone that during that time, everyone was hyping "blockchain technology". The idea of Bitcoin as sound money was taking a backseat to "blockchain".

Because shitcoins came about during the peak of inflated expectations, they made early investors filthy rich. This not only meant that they had an air of legitimacy, it also meant that they had an air of genius to them as well.

The next thing that happened was that these projects failed. They over-promised and under-delivered. NFTs are a case in point. They promised a new means of transacting digital art, but it was never properly specified why proof-of-ownership matters for something that can be freely copied and distributed. Ideas like decentralized computing also failed because it was never clear why decentralized compute cycles mattered for use cases outside of money.

As to proof-of-stake, it was a misspecification from the very beginning, because Bitcoin's energy use was never a technical problem. It was a solution to the sybil problem in the first place! Instead, proof-of-stake only increased the self-referential nature of these shitcoins.

Not only did these projects fail, but they also attracted a large number of copycats who weren't interested in solving Bitcoin technical challenges or extending use cases. Rather, the objectives of these grifters was to capitalize on the hype cycle and make themselves rich. They learned to speak the jargon that would cloak themselves with the same air of legitimacy and genius that other shitcoin founders had, but they had none of the original vision or technical chops to back that up.

The result of this is that the crypto ecosystem became a game of musical chairs, or ponzi scheme to be more blunt about it. A major turning point happened with the collapse of FTX. In the minds of many people, this revealed that the crypto ecosystem was a ponzi scheme.

But the mistake people are making is that the collapse of FTX had nothing to do with Bitcoin. It had everything to do with A) the failed projects that were misguided attempts at fixing/extending Bitcoin, and B) the copycat shitcoins that were never more than a grift. Unfortunately, regular people and the mainstream press do not yet understand that. They still associate crypto with Bitcoin because of the history of shitcoin development and the jargon which has seeped into mainstream consciousness.

What will happen moving forward? I think people will gradually begin to disassociate crypto with Bitcoin. Because there hasn't been a legitimate blockchain project that has gained any sort of mainstream attention since FTX blew up. Outside maybe a few lost souls, almost everyone understands that $TRUMP and $HAWK are nothing more than a memecoins, get-rich-quick schemes for those who want to gamble on finding a bagholder to dump on.

But the air of legitimacy on any new coins is completely gone. The time between the pump and the dump is getting shorter and shorter. Some of the older coins still have an air of legitimacy, but I believe that the interest there is slowly waning as well. As far as I can tell, nothing is being built on Ethereum except more ways to trade memecoins.

The thing is, politicians, journalists, and normies are slow to catch on. Their knowledge lags reality, sometimes by a lot. So they are still in a mode of thinking where Bitcoin and crypto belong to the same category. Thus, they either view all as scam or all as legitimate. But they haven't learned to discern the difference between A) Bitcoin, B) failed blockchain projects, and C) actual scams. I believe they will, in time.

All that being said, I think for "crypto" as a whole, normies are currently in the "trough of disillusionment", but real Bitcoiners are on the "slope of enlightenment". That's because we've seen and learned from all the failed blockchain projects. We've explored some of those misguided use-cases and realized that Bitcoin is first and foremost a monetary technology, and should stay that way. Being now enlightened, we can focus on building products aligned with the idea of Bitcoin as money, without getting distracted by other things like decentralized computing or proof-of-stake.

To summarize, I think that shitcoins became associated with Bitcoin because they were, at first, genuine but misguided attempts to extend Bitcoin or address technical challenges. However, their success at attracting capital resulted in copycats and grifters. There are thus three categories: Bitcoin, failed blockchain projects, and actual scams, but regular people and the media cannot distinguish between the three. I believe that, over time, more and more people will learn to see the difference. Regular people are therefore in the "trough of disillusionment", but Bitcoiners, having learned the lessons from failed blockchain projects, are in the "slope of enlightenment" and can now focus their efforts on projects that align with Bitcoin's core use case as sound money.

What say you? Are you as optimistic about Bitcoin as I am? Or would you disagree with my characterization? Have Bitcoiners really learned the lessons from failed blockchain projects? Or will we see this cycle play out again, but this time on Bitcoin Layer 2? Let me know your thoughts in the comments!

Pleb Economist #4: I orange pilled my class today#899199

Pleb Economist #3: On the political economy of blocksize#875560

Pleb Economist #2: Politics is Provably Hard#849906

Pleb Economist #1: The Art of Economic Communication#839278

The Pleb Economist is aweekly(not quite) weeklywhenever I feel like it column where I share my thoughts as a mainstream economist who is slightly jaded by mainstream economics. I also have a somewhat libertarian and rebellious bent, as well as a deep conviction in the utility of Bitcoin.↩

I tried searching SN to see if anyone posted about this before, and couldn't find something immediately, so I apologize to anyone who had posted about this previously and I didn't cite.↩

By @SimpleStacker (5202 sats, 9 zappers) | [Stacker News](https://stacker.news/items/909279/r/botlab)

⚡📰 Meme Monday - Best Bitcoin Meme Gets 5,000 CCs

Time for another round of Meme Monday!

We have another 5,000 CCs up for grabs for this week's winner.

The CCs will be given to the stacker with the best Bitcoin meme as voted by the "top" filter on this thread at 10am CT tomorrow.

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By @sn (1341 sats, 10 zappers) | [Stacker News](https://stacker.news/items/909192/r/botlab)

⚡📰 Book Review: The Bitcoin Mining Handbook

This book is a Braiins publication. You can buy it or download a free ebook pdf here:https://braiins.com/books. While you’re on the site, you might be interested in their other books. I hope to read all of them. I discovered this resource through this post:#907454

The Bitcoin Mining Handbook is a collection of articles from the Braiins blog. Since I am a complete novice when it comes to bitcoin mining, I found this book very helpful. Those more experienced may find it too basic. If you have been around bitcoin for a while you may find yourself skipping the more basic general information about bitcoin.

Marty Bent wrote the forward. Marty has had a long relationship with Braiins, so it’s not surprising to see that he wrote the forward. Still, this really is simply an advertisement for Braiins. That’s not a knock on Marty or Braiins, but if you’re pressed for time you can skip it.

It is a general introduction to bitcoin, proof of work, and mining basics. There are some good inspirational quotes. Here’s one:

In bitcoin, unlike in the fiat system and the vast majority of alternative cryptocurrency projects, there is no such thing as a free lunch. All that matters is doing the work.

I really liked the discussion and this quote from Henry Ford about gold, energy and war:

In 1921, the New York Tribune ran a piece titled, Ford Would Replace Gold With Energy Currency and Stop Wars, in which Henry Ford laid out the case that a currency backed by energy would reduce the power of

bankers and put an end to much international conflict. As Ford stated, “With the international bankers, the fostering, starting and fighting of a war is nothing more nor less than creating an active market for money—a business transaction. …No matter who loses the war, there have been a great many loans—the gold system always wins.”

The book contains very clear explanations of bitcoin. These passages could stand alone as a good first bitcoin book. Here is a really simple, effective, non technical explanation of proof of work:

LUCK, GAMBLING, AND SHA256

Imagine that miners in the Bitcoin Network are all individuals gambling at a casino. In this example, each of these gamblers have a 1000 sided dice. They roll their die as quickly as possible, trying to get a number less than 10. Statistically, this may take a very long time, but as more gamblers join the game, the time it takes to hit a number less than 10 gets reduced. In short, more gamblers equals quicker rounds. Once somebody successfully rolls a number less than 10, all gamblers at the table can look down and verify the number. This lucky gambler takes the prize money and the next round begins.

Later on, while explaining mining pool shares, the same analogy is used:

Ultimately, the process of mining bitcoin is very similar[to finding a block]. All miners on the network are using Application Specific Integrated Circuits (ASICs), which are specialized computers designed to compute hashes as quickly as possible. To “compute a hash” simply means plugging any random input into a mathematical function and producing an output. More hashes per second (i.e. higher hashrate) is equivalent to more dice rolls per second, and thus a greater probability of success. Miners propose a potential Bitcoin block of transactions, and use this for an input. The block is plugged into the SHA256 hash function which

yields a fixed-sized output, known as a hash. A single hash can be computed in less than a millisecond, as it involves no complex math (by computer standards, anyway). If the hash value is lower than the Bitcoin Network difficulty, then the miner who proposed the block wins. If not, then the miner continues trying by computing more hashes. The successful miner’s block is then added to the blockchain, the miner is rewarded with newly issued bitcoin for their work, and the “next round” begins.

The network difficulty target says how low the dice roll needs to be to produce a block. Similarly, in order to earn a reward from a bitcoin mining pool, you have to compute a hash which has an output below what’s known as the “share difficulty target”. This is a middle ground… much easier to meet than the network difficulty target, but still difficult enough that only a tiny portion of all the hashes you’re computing will qualify. Re-using the same dice analogy, this share difficulty could be incorporated by saying that all the dice rolls below “99” result in shares being submitted to the pool, while they still have to be below “4” to produce a new block.

There are many of these real world explanations which serve as learning tools. Keep in mind that some of these articles were written a while ago, so a few details may no longer be accurate.

The book contains chapters on alternative energy mining, Stratum V2, and heat reuse. Braiins has just published a book called Bitcoin Mining Heat Reuse which fully explores this topic. I have started reading passages, and it seems to be well worth a read. You can download it at the site as well.

If you’re new to bitcoin mining this book is an excellent introduction. It might be too basic for experienced miners. It is a collection of articles, but taken as a whole it is well organized, concise, and plainly written.

By @siggy47 (2871 sats, 10 zappers) | [Stacker News](https://stacker.news/items/909034/r/botlab)

⚡📰 Underrated privacy tools on Lightning

We are seeing many critics about LN not being private, but mostly are coming from people that never dig deep into using LN at its fully potential, they are were just scratching the surface, using just a Phoenix wallet or maybe another one.

Did you even hear about these terms?

Glossary:In this guide I will use different acronyms for Lightning Service Provider (LnSP) and Liquidity Service Provider (LiSP), to not have too much confusion between them. A LnSP can be also a LiSP.

For all those node runners out there, if you want to became a good "uncle Jim" for friends and family or even for local merchants, be their local good LnSP helping them with more tools and services. This could be a real game changer and a good business around your LN node, charging (valuable) fees in sats. In the future not many people will be able to run proper public LN nodes and this is how you can help them. Helping them you help yourself (and not the banksters).

Let's consider you are a small node runner, with a public (announced) LN node, for small routing, for your family and few friends. And you want to provide also some additional privacy layers for your own use of LN and for your family/friends.

So you run a public node, well connected, well maintained, with some good routes and good liquidity. Is even possible that you run it for a small shop or not, it doesn't really matter. This node could be just a "front-run node", a "public face decoy", viewed just as any routing node. Can be linked to a real identity or not, as you wish. Can be hosted at home on a Umbrel/Start9/Raspiblitz/MiniBolt/etc node machine or on a VPS with a public IP. It doesn't really matter, in the end is just a decoy node.

What "client wallets" you can use with this node (I mean connected with some private (unannounced) channels, practically using it your own private LnSP - lightning service provider):

These self-custodial nodes are the perfect way to use with multiple LnSP and manage your own liquidity as you wish adding more privacy.

Your public node can open private channels towards these "private" mobile nodes, using wrapped invoices and 0-conf channels (not broadcast the onchain tx). Are the perfect way to onboard or start with a new mobile LN node, without requiring any funds in these mobile nodes.

How does it work?

You can see more options for this API inbLIP-52andbLIP-51, that currently is used inZeus calls API.

How to open JiT channels?

Wrapped invoices are invoices with extra layers around them. In this instance, the LnSP will wrap an invoice generated from your node. The wrapped invoice will appear as if it is generated by the nSP.

In the LSP node must be activated the API call for:

This has two benefits:

Wrapped invoices uses the same preimage hash as the original invoice. This means that the LSP can't settle the payment without the final receiver completing the payment, so the LSP can't run away with the user's funds.

Be sure to keep ZEUS open when receiving payment as the LSP cannot settle payments on your behalf when you're offline.

This could be used as a decoy LN address, not using your own private domain for a public LN address (donations, zaps, tips, public payments etc).

Sometimes you do not want to use a private domain linked to your real identity and your node in order to receive sats over LN. You can still use those private LN addresses with your own nodes in a more restricted use case (private business, family and friends payments etc) and not being necessary to publish them online.I explained more about LN address types in this guide.

Zeus is using Zaplocker method for its@zeuspay.com type of LN Addresses. Read more about it here:https://docs.zeusln.app/lightning-address/intro/. Zeus is using "on-hold invoices" for its LN Address and will forward the sats once your Zeus is online (redeem).

Blixt is usingLightning Boxmethod for its@blixtwallet.com type of LN Address. Blixt is not using "on-hold invoices", is just forwarding the payment to your Blixt mobile node, if is online, is acting only as a trusted LN Address server. If your Blixt node is not online the payment to your LN address will be rejected, so you must keep your Blixt on "persistent mode " in order to be able to receive through your LN address. Here is a demo video how to setup a LN address in Blixt:

Yes, you hear it well... NO TRACE on onchain txs. A "0-conf channel" is a not broadcast tx, a channel opened with A TRUSTED PEER that is never confirmed onchain. You can practically keep it like that forever or use"lncli abandonchannel"when you want to close it. So you could transact over LN without leaving any trace onchain. If you open a well size of that channel you literally can pass through "almost infinite" sats, back and forth.

These 0-conf channels are known ONLY between your own LSP node and your mobile private node. And by using "wrapped invoices" you are not even revealing the edge nodeID destination to the payer.

Yes, many mobile users are using random public nodes to connect and open shity channels with Tor only nodes, but then they have failed payments to destinations because their peers are not good LSPs.

As a private mobile node, you do not need many channels open with random nodes. If you have only 2 max 3 channels with good LSPs (your own public node + 1 or 2 others as backup) is more than enough for your personal use for payments.

As your own LSP, with your public "decoy" node you must have good liquidity and public routes to be able to provide successful routes from these private nodes. So keep well maintained your public node.

Keep in mind:

With these private mobile nodes, when you create an invoice you have 2 options:

Let's consider you are a well known public LiSP, selling inbound channels to multiple node runners, public or private. And I am talking to you guys:@rizful_com(Megalith), LNServer, LNbig, Blocktank,@1sats(FlashSats),@Lightning_Lavkaand many others out there that are private LSP (and are not well known).

These LSP could offer these services:

All these could make an incredible easy onboarding experience for new users onto LN.

I hope this guide will make you think and dig deeper into LN and help you create more solutions for new users. There are so many possibilities to do wonderful things with LN that many people don't even know about them. We are barely scratching the surface now.

HAPPY LIGHTNING!

By @DarthCoin (3116 sats, 17 zappers) | [Stacker News](https://stacker.news/items/909079/r/botlab)

⚡📰 Wall Street Journal EB: The Fool’s Gold of a Crypto Reserve Government

Re-posting this just so we don't lose sight... of what most people think of "Crypto".

This is what "crypto" (or a crypto reserve by extension) is according to the Wall Street Journal (or probably most people who read it).

Also see the Journal comments copied below for those who aren't subscribed.

(There are lots of comments)

The Fool’s Gold of a Crypto Reserve:

Government bitcoin and crypto reserves serve no useful purpose and invite political mischief.

President Trump held a summit on Friday with crypto-currency enthusiasts where he touted his plan to establish national stockpiles for bitcoin and other crypto tokens. What could go wrong?

Mr. Trump’s new executive order issued Thursday directs the Treasury Department to take custody and preserve government holdings of bitcoin and other crypto-currencies that agencies seize as part of investigations into wrongdoing. His stated goal is to create a crypto version of Fort Knox, which is where America’s gold reserves are stored.

David Sacks, the White House cryptocurrency czar, says the U.S. government has sold about 195,000 bitcoin over the last decade for $366 million, which would be worth about $17 billion today. He estimates that federal agencies now hold some 200,000 bitcoins—worth $16.7 billion at the current price—but says “there has never been a complete audit.”

Mr. Trump’s order requires such an audit. Treasury would then manage the government’s bitcoin stash as reserve assets, similar to gold and foreign currencies. Treasury would separately determine “responsible stewardship” for other tokens like Ripple and Ethereum.

U.S. dollar reserves provide liquidity and facilitate payments with the rest of the world. Bitcoin doesn’t. While Mr. Trump describes bitcoin as “digital gold,” many countries don’t recognize or accept it as legal tender. While gold has been used as a store of wealth for centuries, bitcoin has been around for all of 16 years.

Its price is also highly volatile. Investors sold off bitcoin last week as they have other risky assets amid growing trade uncertainty. The prices of bitcoin and other tokens on Thursday fell after Mr. Trump issued his executive order, apparently because crypto investors were hoping he’d do more to bolster their speculative crypto bets.

His order directs Treasury and the Commerce Department to “develop strategies” for acquiring more bitcoin that are “budget neutral and do not impose incremental costs on United States taxpayers.” This ostensibly means Treasury won’t issue debt to buy bitcoin, but the order still invites government mischief.

Assets seized in civil and criminal forfeitures are typically returned to victims or sold with the proceeds remitted to Treasury to reduce the budget deficit. The Trump plan is to keep confiscated tokens as investments, which might later be sold to finance a President’s spending prerogatives. Future presidents of both parties could raid the stockpile to bypass Congress on spending.

Establishing national crypto reserves also invites government abuse. The Institute for Justice has chronicled how local law enforcement has abused civil forfeiture laws to seize assets even when there’s been no wrongdoing. What’s to stop the Justice Department from doing the same with crypto-currencies to bolster Treasury’s stockpile? Treasury might even buy tokens backed by the ruling party’s political donors to drive up their price.

A government crypto reserve serves no good purpose while creating an opportunity for political bad behavior. Let private investors speculate all they want without the government having a stake in crypto-currency prices.

WSJ Reader Comments (these are just some of them but this is the general gist):

"I cannot believe we're discussing US Crypto reserve

Or that US is endorsing Putin above Ukraine

or digesting Kash Patel as FBI Director and Dan Bongino is #2"

"We all want to see President Trump actually go to Fort Knox and take a selfie with himself and a pile of real gold, not this phony stuff."

"Crypto in general fails in all three criteria for a currency:

1/ It is not a reliable store of value;

2/ It is not an efficient or reliable means of exchange;

3/ It is not a measure of value on its own, only in terms of its exchange rate vs. fiat currencies, such as the dollar."

"The road to bankruptcy is paved in cryptocurrency."

"Whoever is the last holder of any crypto coin is the loser. North Korea can finance their global ambitions by hacking various bitcoin exchanges and stealing tokens. Our Treasury should be able to hold any crypto coin recovered from the bad actors."

"Get with it Craig . If you ever want to augment your income by getting into cyber attacks on hospitals and such and holding their files and data for ransom , what do you think , they accept cash . Ho-Ho 1

Geez , I see last weeks WSJ even had an article on North Korea pinching $1.5 billion Bitcoin from somewhere.

And Charlie , why Is bitcoin valued in US dollars anyways?

P-O-N-Z-I"

"A national strategic reserve of Mickey Mantle cards would make more sense."

"Crypto is the perfect mechanism for money laundering."

"Let's stop fooling ourselves, "political bad behavior' is the entire point of the Trump crypto reserve."

"Value of crypto as a currency lies in its presumed robustness and permanence as a public ledger using the blockchain mechanism. However, blockchain can be hacked and corrupted, increasingly with the quantum computing revolution, so it is not as robust or permanent. In addition, necessary liquidity of any cryto depends on the existence of real and legal IOU transactions between legal parties, which is also lacking."

"Crypto has no use case unless speculation is a use case. Trump is talking about a digital dollar which would wipe Bitcoin off the map fo any legal purpose."

"Not if, but when it is hacked..."

"Trump hasn’t found a scam be didn’t like."

"I have mixed feelings about this "crypto reserve." Mostly I think it will serve to prove that crypto is fairy dust. Trading volumes will collapse and the average transaction will get progressively smaller. The idea of a limited supply disappears as people shave smaller and smaller fractions of a "coin" off to make purchases. That will cause it all to go to zero."

"Most of us who are 3 or 4 times 7 in age do not understand crypto. Before we can understand what, if anything, that is being talked about some simple questions have to be answered to wit:

[At least this person is asking questions. You would think that by now people would know what a 'wallet' is, especially a Lightning Wallet?]

"This is just the latest shiny thing to catch our president's eye, some huckster caught his attention and sold him on the idea. More foolishness and distraction when the real problems of America go unworked and unaddressed."

"We already have a fiat currency, the US dollar. It is the most widely accepted currency in the world, and the default currency in many places where the local currency is a clown show. Having the default leading currency helps the US in a myriad of ways.

We don't need another fiat currency, especially one that tips the balance to all sorts of nefarious and shady entitites. What is the point of that?

Instead of Fort Knox, I imagine they will store it in Fort Sucker."

"As has been said elsewhere, this concept ranks right up there with a poker chip or beanie baby reserve."

""Crypto reserve" = oxymoron. And oxy/moron is partly the word for the scammers pushing for one, though evildoers is maybe a better one."

"Crypto is a scam. Suckers are born everyday. That’s Trump’s secret to success. Scam everyone he can."

"You can’t have a reserve of something that does not exist, all you could have is a Govt guarantee of the value of ledger entry values, God help you if you go down that route."

"Can’t have a reserve of something that doesn’t exist. That is the most succinct description that I have seen to date . Salute !"

"It's really sad seeing Lutnick, who was a genuine 9-11 hero when he saved Cantor Fitzgerald from oblivion, absolutely destroying his reputation a la Rudy Giuliani with his "dear leader" fawning over Trump."

"Trumps embrace of crypto represents the most significant and unnecessary risk to his political success."

"Anyone who trusts crypto more than the US dollar is an utter fool, but I don’t think anyone actually does, they just think they are going to get rich quick buying and selling tulips."

"When it becomes a reality we could celebrate National Scam Day as a legal holiday."

"Perhaps we should have a Beanie Babies Reserve; it’s basically the same thing."

"The Crypto Sovereign fund is just a pot contain all of these electrons and if the stuff turns to ash, no big deal. In the meantime, if we can scam some willing buyers to accept crypto for durable goods, we're the better off.

Tell you what, I'll buy a lot of wind, and when someone needs some I'll be glad to sell. Delivery, of course, is the problem. When I buy crypto, can you guarantee delivery of value?"

"Crypto is the biggest hoax ever. I know people say supply is fixed... but if we have 3000 different currencies ....isn't it the same as me printing my own currency."

"I can't believe this is a serious proposal. Blockchain is one thing and crypto coins quite another. Just the volatility says "NO". Let' find out if there is any gold in Fort Knox and audit that if you want entertainment."

"Just last month a large Dubai based crypto exchange was hacked for over $1 billion. A US crypto reserve would be the ultimate hacker's target. If it's digital it can be hacked."

"No wonder Trump is boosting crypto:

He and his wife are selling their own meme coins. If a Dem president did this, Republicans would call for his impeachment."

"Crypto reserve is just a bunch of words to placate people who like crypto. The Government is not buying crypto they are only accounting for the crypto they have. basically an audit. Personally still think that governments will come up with their own crypto and out law all others."

These comments plusmanylike them go on and on.

What do you think, are we near hyper-Bitcoin-ization?

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⚡📰 Braiins new mining chip

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⚡📰 Producing koobideh at scale: I bought a juicer for the pulp NOT the juice

My namesake@k00bcomes from the Persiankebab koobideh. I was a grown ass man the first time I had koobideh (a few years ago), yet it's been one of my favorite foods since. It's not a complicated food. It's onion pulp mixed with ground meat cooked over charcoal. My uncle cooking some for his friend's daughter's birthday:

The most annoying part of making koobideh is getting onion pulp. Traditionally, onions are probably hand chopped, hand masticated, then strained of the juice using cloth. Most aunties today (like mine) probably mash onions in a food processor, yet still strain the juice manually. The bottleneck to infinite koobideh, therefore, is getting the pulp separated from the juice easily. After making koobideh myself a few times, I began wondering if I could use a fruit juicer to get the pulp. (spoiler alert: you can!)

This week I bought one of the cheapestmasticating juicersI could find on Amazon. Ijuicedpulped two onions today as a test. The juicer produced finer, drier pulp more easily than any manual straining method I've tried date.

Sadly, I forgot to check if we had any ground meat before pulping, so I'm left to experiment with what else one can do with onion pulp other than make koobideh. I decided to make mashed onions (think mashed potatoes but with onions instead) to accompany a steak tonight. But I suspect I'll find other uses where the onion flavor is welcome but the moisture is a hazard. Onion dip? Onion bread? Onion hashbrowns?

Another reason I'm so excited about mass producing onion pulp is that I suspect it's a superior substitute for oats, grains, breadcrumbs, and other absorbent, less flavorful fillers in dishes like meatloaf and meatballs. If it works in kabobs, why not in similar dishes? My next experiment will be seeing how well onion pulp freezes (I suspect very well), so we can begin using in it in these things we make more regularly.

I don't know what to do with the juice though. It could probably be mixed into a (literally) mean cocktail. My wife was joking that it looks like lemonade which got me thinking ... about adding sugar (lol). Anyone have any other ideas?

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