Hello nostr. I hear this is the place. 💡

#introductions

Lovely day in Roma

For most users nostr is a journaling protocol, they're the only ones reading their notes.

Good for mental health.

You are on MIchael Saylors private yacht for the halvening , and he asks for you specifically to make your way to the captains deck , where you find him alone in a white captains uniform , his back turned to you , a glorious orange sunset fills the captains quarters.

As you walk towards him , you realise that he has been crying , nursing a glass of champagne , the orange sunset is reflected in a single trear that has rolled down as far as his grey whiskers.

"Michael . . . " you begin , in a low empathetic voice , but he cuts you off , his eyes fixed upon the setting sun .

" I fucked up " he says .

" Michael , I don't underst. . . "

" I made it all up , I don't own any Bitcoin , I just wanted to sound cool "

He knocks back the champagne , and immediately fills another .

GM Nostr! 🌞 Happy Friday.

I would have to drink two beers then 👀😂

That’s a new one

This is my first post on nostr.

#introductions

I don’t call them ‘followers’ I call them friends!

This is Nostr 💜🧡🫂

#nostr

Have I mentioned I no longer like country of TOO MANY ASSHOLES cuz of my experience and bullshit that I’ve been dealing with for years cuz of being pretty?

I would have fking LEFT IT MANY MANY YEARS AGO if I weren’t such an angel!

Cannot fking WAIT TIL I FKING LEAVE IT FOR GOOD!

🖕🏼

Woohoo, just SQUISHED a bug dead! 🎉

Just practicing! 😅

Lesson: Don’t fking ANNOY or mess with the WRONG unassuming person cuz they may FKING SQUISH YOU!