Good morning my fellow agents

(I’m not a dad)

Some girls car had a “I love hot dads” sticker on it, and it had me thinking, I’m something of a hot dad myself

I’m a hot dad

I’m anonymous

Where?

It’s sortve like a sneaker drop. Only so many pairs left. Get one before they’re gone.

Not me. My gratefulness is limited. Only so much gratitude to give before I run out

“Do you want your receipt?”

“No im ok”

“All set, thank you”

“You too”

Why am I like this

Another day of winning the internet against the commies…..

Idk who this chick is bro but she’s awfully fresh

I’d say anyone who slanders you in that way is probably a Batman maxi

I’m just saying she called you McDildo behind your back bro….

btc ples I need moar time stop

I didn’t know we worked together

Fucko reporting for duty 🫡

Good mawnin you muthafuckaaaaas

Gm feds

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The clock stops for nobody!

Yesterday is gone, today is the day, and tomorrow is the mystery.

In a lot of ways, your health is like a round of golf. Anyone can hit a decent shot sometimes. But what makes golf hard, is stringing together a series of good shots. This is synonymous to life and your health. It’s not hitting a good shot once a round. It’s stringing together the series of habits and disciplines day after day, that allow for a good round.

The difference between a dream and a goal, is a timeline and accountability