It’s like my cat is telepathically ranting to me like a racist bigot

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The homeless guy at the gas station after you promised him a snack when you’re done filling gas

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“Who sh!t my husband’s pants?!”

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Hello Darkness My Old Friend

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perfect

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Debate got spicy!

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Biden’s earpiece during the debate yesterday

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My kindergarten teacher congratulating me after I finished last

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The winner of tonight’s debate

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after seeing Jill Biden defend his performance, maybe this is how the debate training went

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Too many carbs, anyway.

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When you hear “It’s ice cream time” through the ear piece

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There's nothing so permanent as a temporary tax.

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