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no₿ody™ 🧱

Fucking raspberry seed stuck in my tooth

I’ve been shredding my tongue for hours trying to dislodge it

TonySly 1y ago

Waterpik that sucker out. Like a mini pressure washer

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Marty Bent

I just rode my 10 year old rusty beach cruiser 3 miles going straight into 30 mph winds coming off the ocean. You could never replicate that workout on a Peleton. Heart of a champion. Most prolific zapper ever.

TonySly 1y ago

what about on a peloton?

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jb55

as an experiment ive been trying to finetune the tiktok algo into weirdcore, but now all i am getting is videos of a guy slapping bread to gunshot sounds

TonySly 1y ago

ha! got 'eem!

Replying to

ck

This was not on my bingo card.

TonySly 1y ago

Grifters gonna grift, CK

Replying to

NICO⚡️

Overton window shattered.

TonySly 1y ago

Imagine believing a politician. Oof.

Replying to

Thomas

I am slowly being radicalized into using ecash every time I read one of nostr:npub12rv5lskctqxxs2c8rf2zlzc7xx3qpvzs3w4etgemauy9thegr43sf485vg posts

TonySly 1y ago

Same

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Lyn Alden

“Far right” has been diluted to the point where it’s no longer a useful term in any practical sense.

If I see it in a headline it means nothing now.

TonySly 1y ago

You looking at Drudge Report?

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Casa

You don't leave your steak at the grocery store, anon 🥩

Don't leave your bitcoin on an exchange.

TonySly 1y ago

We do leave our Eth in the…

Wait… who the fuck wants Eth?

#bitcoinonly

TonySly 1y ago

I just want to say…

Good morning, nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6

TonySly 1y ago

Imagine being a “journalist” and not knowing the difference between anonymous and pseudonymous.

Good morning.

TonySly 1y ago

GM. ☕️ ⚡️🤙🏻

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Amboss

Payment reliability is the most important metric for the Lightning Network as a payment system.

We teamed up with @HelloStillmark to deliver research that leverages machine learning to bring enterprise payment reliability to the Lightning Network.

Our New Research: "Channel Balance Interpolation in the Lightning Network via Machine Learning" decimates the tired and risky approach of probing to find a reliable payment route.

Combining crowdsourced data and machine learning means reliable payments on LN with less spam.

We're applying this methodology to a new pathfinding-as-a-service feature that is showing extremely promising early results.

We're looking for exchanges, rewards programs, or play-to-earn with high outbound payment volume to put our pathfinding service to a real-world test.

To learn more about our research or to join us as part of our payment operations solution, be sure to visit: https://rpo.dev/pathfinding

This research would not be possible without our collaborators:

@HelloStillmark

@vsingh_5

@emaros96

And peer reviewers:

@renepickhardt

Dr. Christian Kummerle

@alexbosworth

TonySly 1y ago

Please don’t copypasta your tweets here. Go the extra step to tag or untag.

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TonySly

https://embed.tidal.com/tracks/109091707

TonySly 1y ago

</p> </div> </div> <div class="note"> <div class="note-header"> <a href="/user/aea4ad900a3af5371fd97b0e503d60af9d8dc1960b4d01628eb100b4260ce5fc"> <img src="https://m.primal.net/HHHb.jpg" class="note-avatar" alt="Avatar" loading="lazy"> </a> <div class="note-info"> <a href="/user/aea4ad900a3af5371fd97b0e503d60af9d8dc1960b4d01628eb100b4260ce5fc" class="author-link"> <span class="note-author-name" title="aea4ad900a3af5371fd97b0e503d60af9d8dc1960b4d01628eb100b4260ce5fc"> TonySly </span> </a> <a href="/post/60d6e921d49c4b64f6a7ec0e8819e7fefef85ea73a809eed8e49d5928c510781" class="note-date-link" title="2024-06-04T17:12:24Z"> <span class="note-date">1y ago</span> </a> </div> </div> <div class="note-content"> <p><a href="https://embed.tidal.com/tracks/109091707" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="note-link">https://embed.tidal.com/tracks/109091707</a></p> </div> </div> <div class="note"> <div class="parent-note"> <div class="parent-note-header"> <span class="replying-to-label">Replying to</span> <a href="/user/e083d953e54a18a2121d8d7927425d612b32b344a895d2712c864ab3bd78cf89" class="parent-link"> <img src="https://void.cat/d/MZ9UMjfR4WpANX15E1WNSL.webp" class="parent-avatar-small" alt="Avatar"> <span class="parent-author-name"> stefanmoro </span> </a> </div> <a href="/post/2f5649c6bd308584aaf4fa64e1682482a78931106f997acf615effb861bc683d" class="author-link"> <div class="parent-note-content"><p>TIDAL Embeds - full-length playback using Nostr authentication and open sourced!</p><p>1/ Add your npub to your TIDAL account</p><p>2/ Add a NIP-07 extension to your browser, for example nos2x</p><p>3/ Load the TIDAL embed player, login, sign and enjoy</p><p><a href="https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/c9d2b85a-a121-4bd6-a296-c5ad2fd9b8dc" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="note-link">https://tidal.com/browse/playlist/c9d2b85a-a121-4bd6-a296-c5ad2fd9b8dc</a></p><p>Not seeing a TIDAL Embed? Help us, or your Nostr client, to fix it!</p></div> </a> </div> <div class="note-header"> <a href="/user/aea4ad900a3af5371fd97b0e503d60af9d8dc1960b4d01628eb100b4260ce5fc"> <img src="https://m.primal.net/HHHb.jpg" class="note-avatar" alt="Avatar" loading="lazy"> </a> <div class="note-info"> <a href="/user/aea4ad900a3af5371fd97b0e503d60af9d8dc1960b4d01628eb100b4260ce5fc" class="author-link"> <span class="note-author-name" title="aea4ad900a3af5371fd97b0e503d60af9d8dc1960b4d01628eb100b4260ce5fc"> TonySly </span> </a> <a href="/post/14d5957e6a12ff92d81a01ea739969a3934059801f83428f4146e0e4365c371a" class="note-date-link" title="2024-06-04T11:06:19Z"> <span class="note-date">1y ago</span> </a> </div> </div> <div class="note-content"> <p>This is awesome. Just added my npub.</p> </div> </div> <div class="note"> <div class="parent-note"> <div class="parent-note-header"> <span class="replying-to-label">Replying to</span> <a href="/user/7a78fbfec68c2b3ab6084f1f808321ba3b5ea47502c41115902013e648e76288" class="parent-link"> <img src="https://i.nostr.build/Jmmwx9uX2QBWOSEK.jpg" class="parent-avatar-small" alt="Avatar"> <span class="parent-author-name"> zach </span> </a> </div> <a href="/post/13a344f7b7e085d2b5add8d847bcbae33ddd9f63706b2f356cc17d771bfa499a" class="author-link"> <div class="parent-note-content"><p>I'm not very good but coding is hella fun.</p><p>I guess that's why rappers were always taking about coding in my cup.</p></div> </a> </div> <div class="note-header"> <a href="/user/aea4ad900a3af5371fd97b0e503d60af9d8dc1960b4d01628eb100b4260ce5fc"> <img src="https://m.primal.net/HHHb.jpg" class="note-avatar" alt="Avatar" loading="lazy"> </a> <div class="note-info"> <a href="/user/aea4ad900a3af5371fd97b0e503d60af9d8dc1960b4d01628eb100b4260ce5fc" class="author-link"> <span class="note-author-name" title="aea4ad900a3af5371fd97b0e503d60af9d8dc1960b4d01628eb100b4260ce5fc"> TonySly </span> </a> <a href="/post/79f55dac01ab09df3cf790eb44eb6f164e5ff824202bde0a2f790a61f4d167e7" class="note-date-link" title="2024-06-03T23:44:30Z"> <span class="note-date">1y ago</span> </a> </div> </div> <div class="note-content"> <p>🤣</p> </div> </div> <div class="note"> <div class="parent-note"> <div class="parent-note-header"> <span class="replying-to-label">Replying to</span> <a href="/user/1577e4599dd10c863498fe3c20bd82aafaf829a595ce83c5cf8ac3463531b09b" class="parent-link"> <span class="parent-author-name"> Change this if you want </span> </a> </div> <a href="/post/f6a965bb5786b547c7d776abd8232451512c0c0dd76cab6174c5815e44ff2764" class="author-link"> <div class="parent-note-content"><p>GM ☀️</p><p>Drop NPUBs to follow 👇</p><p><img src="https://media0.giphy.com/media/CzbiCJTYOzHTW/giphy.gif" class="embedded-image" loading="lazy">?cid=9b38fe915yk9fin3lzj8zrk8u3b4i3xhh02yq1dnvc8v1mnf&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g</p></div> </a> </div> <div class="note-header"> <a href="/user/aea4ad900a3af5371fd97b0e503d60af9d8dc1960b4d01628eb100b4260ce5fc"> <img src="https://m.primal.net/HHHb.jpg" class="note-avatar" alt="Avatar" loading="lazy"> </a> <div class="note-info"> <a href="/user/aea4ad900a3af5371fd97b0e503d60af9d8dc1960b4d01628eb100b4260ce5fc" class="author-link"> <span class="note-author-name" title="aea4ad900a3af5371fd97b0e503d60af9d8dc1960b4d01628eb100b4260ce5fc"> TonySly </span> </a> <a href="/post/552a7e07330b5599cf035cc2504b97c718878fbf7e40e81ee23e95a8a7531930" class="note-date-link" title="2024-06-03T12:50:23Z"> <span class="note-date">1y ago</span> </a> </div> </div> <div class="note-content"> <p><a href="/user/1577e4599dd10c863498fe3c20bd82aafaf829a595ce83c5cf8ac3463531b09b" class="nostr-link">nostr:npub1z4m7gkva6yxgvdyclc7zp0vz4ta0s2d9jh8g83w03tp5vdf3kzdsxana6p</a></p> </div> </div> <div class="note"> <div class="parent-note"> <div class="parent-note-header"> <span class="replying-to-label">Replying to</span> <a href="/user/4d0068338af5ee79c06513deaaf02492247bbf7abd29f116e6e50c158ab6a677" class="parent-link"> <img src="https://nostr.build/i/6666.gif" class="parent-avatar-small" alt="Avatar"> <span class="parent-author-name"> GigaBTC 🌽⚡️🔑 </span> </a> </div> <a href="/post/d0c98b2a313dfd37f7b22350a19d496cbf0fa62fed0fca248c54308ae2aa382c" class="author-link"> <div class="parent-note-content"><p>Is there a self hosted notes app that can sync between GrapheneOS and Linux without a third party? #asknostr</p></div> </a> </div> <div class="note-header"> <a href="/user/aea4ad900a3af5371fd97b0e503d60af9d8dc1960b4d01628eb100b4260ce5fc"> <img src="https://m.primal.net/HHHb.jpg" class="note-avatar" alt="Avatar" loading="lazy"> </a> <div class="note-info"> <a href="/user/aea4ad900a3af5371fd97b0e503d60af9d8dc1960b4d01628eb100b4260ce5fc" class="author-link"> <span class="note-author-name" title="aea4ad900a3af5371fd97b0e503d60af9d8dc1960b4d01628eb100b4260ce5fc"> TonySly </span> </a> <a href="/post/633e11651ef415db26698abca018b7a8502c7e7f1ec5cb1938556f6f0413a6c0" class="note-date-link" title="2024-06-02T00:20:23Z"> <span class="note-date">1y ago</span> </a> </div> </div> <div class="note-content"> <p>Logseq * syncthing</p> </div> </div> <div class="note"> <div class="parent-note"> <div class="parent-note-header"> <span class="replying-to-label">Replying to</span> <a href="/user/04c915daefee38317fa734444acee390a8269fe5810b2241e5e6dd343dfbecc9" class="parent-link"> <img src="https://m.primal.net/NcKe.jpg" class="parent-avatar-small" alt="Avatar"> <span class="parent-author-name"> ODELL </span> </a> </div> <a href="/post/c798b6d2d8cadb9157b11c5657c35e5a989082cf989b26b59eae6ab1b33207af" class="author-link"> <div class="parent-note-content"><p>LONG TRAVEL DAY.</p><p>AMA.</p></div> </a> </div> <div class="note-header"> <a href="/user/aea4ad900a3af5371fd97b0e503d60af9d8dc1960b4d01628eb100b4260ce5fc"> <img src="https://m.primal.net/HHHb.jpg" class="note-avatar" alt="Avatar" loading="lazy"> </a> <div class="note-info"> <a href="/user/aea4ad900a3af5371fd97b0e503d60af9d8dc1960b4d01628eb100b4260ce5fc" class="author-link"> <span class="note-author-name" title="aea4ad900a3af5371fd97b0e503d60af9d8dc1960b4d01628eb100b4260ce5fc"> TonySly </span> </a> <a href="/post/fd0e6f90dd4f495fc1a3ffd3dd5263c8a74f182afa71444e80b2a0cffaf11f38" class="note-date-link" title="2024-06-01T21:51:48Z"> <span class="note-date">1y ago</span> </a> </div> </div> <div class="note-content"> <p>What’s one adjective you would use for Marty’s zapping habits?</p> </div> </div> <div class="note"> <div class="parent-note"> <div class="parent-note-header"> <span class="replying-to-label">Replying to</span> <a href="/user/7a78fbfec68c2b3ab6084f1f808321ba3b5ea47502c41115902013e648e76288" class="parent-link"> <img src="https://i.nostr.build/Jmmwx9uX2QBWOSEK.jpg" class="parent-avatar-small" alt="Avatar"> <span class="parent-author-name"> zach </span> </a> </div> <a href="/post/7ce39952e97c206811c5889eccd27465b0236ba67a95c3a9407e6da07a79a098" class="author-link"> <div class="parent-note-content"><p>Nostr's typo days are numbere</p></div> </a> </div> <div class="note-header"> <a href="/user/aea4ad900a3af5371fd97b0e503d60af9d8dc1960b4d01628eb100b4260ce5fc"> <img src="https://m.primal.net/HHHb.jpg" class="note-avatar" alt="Avatar" loading="lazy"> </a> <div class="note-info"> <a href="/user/aea4ad900a3af5371fd97b0e503d60af9d8dc1960b4d01628eb100b4260ce5fc" class="author-link"> <span class="note-author-name" title="aea4ad900a3af5371fd97b0e503d60af9d8dc1960b4d01628eb100b4260ce5fc"> TonySly </span> </a> <a href="/post/0cb477a259788a4bf3c653b87858fbb65f34154c5e2f936bebea1d5ca55a503f" class="note-date-link" title="2024-06-01T16:16:36Z"> <span class="note-date">1y ago</span> </a> </div> </div> <div class="note-content"> <p>We ar so bac</p> </div> </div> <div class="pagination-container"> <a href="?until=1717258595" class="load-more-button">Load More</a> </div> </div> </main> <aside class="sidebar"> <nav class="bottom-nav"> <a href="/global" class="nav-item " aria-label="Global Feed"> <svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" fill="none" viewBox="0 0 24 24" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="currentColor"> <path stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" d="M21 12a9 9 0 01-9 9m9-9a9 9 0 00-9-9m9 9H3m9 9a9 9 0 01-9-9m9 9c1.657 0 3-4.03 3-9s-1.343-9-3-9m0 18c-1.657 0-3-4.03-3-9s1.343-9 3-9m-9 9a9 9 0 019-9" /> </svg> </a> <a href="/login" class="nav-item " aria-label="Login"> <svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" fill="none" viewBox="0 0 24 24" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="currentColor"> <path stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" d="M15.75 6a3.75 3.75 0 11-7.5 0 3.75 3.75 0 017.5 0zM4.501 20.118a7.5 7.5 0 0114.998 0A17.933 17.933 0 0112 21.75c-2.676 0-5.216-.584-7.499-1.632z" /> </svg> </a> </nav> </aside> </div> </body> </html>