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I saw the Pumpkin spice stuff it out already, and I saw it and felt nothing. I feel like such a fraud of a basic bitch.

nostr:npub1kpljghwpx0wgldjzqlard2wed77cg4nhhgqdanhj69lj6e233fes7m2az3 To be fair, she told me about it and said she hoped that made me feel good about how I was looking. I just said it definitely did. I didn't bring age into it.

I hope that lady didn't make her feed bad or anything. I guess I should ask. 🤔

So I guess a coworker saw my wife's Facebook post of our family pics from Hawaii and said she was confused because she wasn't sure if I was her spouse or her son.

I guess that's progress but I kinda feel bad for my wife since I'm 8 years older than she is. 😂😂😂

My wife just now - "So let's say you get Alzheimer's when you're old. Who do you think you'll remember being?"

Me - FFS why would you randomly ask me that? 😆🤣🤣

Also me - 🤔🤔🤔

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Ok that says a lot. Thanks sis. 🥰

"Telling the kids" update. I really wanted to talk to my oldest this weekend. But my wife just isn't ready. Within the next two weeks she says. I told her I'd wait. But it's really on her at this point. I just reminded her that not doing it for too long is more potentially damaging than doing it. Sigh...

nostr:npub1t28e5wzht73vkpn9r8t7ddu4sxg05pdv549vwhcz98asgp6zhm7sxd25qs I'm SO ready to stop planning to do things and just do them...

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You're all like, "Oh he's so dark and mysterious, but I can reach him!" 😉

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Found elsewhere online. Why do incels feel the need to do this insane cosplay on social media? Does it really make them feel better? So cringe...

Was just thinking about the 3 musicians I was most obsessed with in my freshman semester of college: Sarah McLachlan, Alanis Morrisette, and Jewel. I think I was close to figuring something out. 😆

#therewerenosigns

nostr:npub149u8cmlajfcwpfmed6ty04gqtf69gpkh5e0ekpg9c0hgxhhcgyqqscnps4 I'll just leave this here...

https://youtu.be/fsgWUq0fdKk

nostr:npub149u8cmlajfcwpfmed6ty04gqtf69gpkh5e0ekpg9c0hgxhhcgyqqscnps4 wait, what is X in this case?

You ever get this weird feeling that nobody really likes you, and they're all just faking it and tolerating you out of pity? That's ridiculous, and yet here we are.

I haven't thought about this before but...🤔

nostr:npub149u8cmlajfcwpfmed6ty04gqtf69gpkh5e0ekpg9c0hgxhhcgyqqscnps4 Luckily they'll give up after an hour or so. Snakes. Nature's quitters. Tsk.

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Also, I've been told I'm kind of a snack. 😏

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"You came to take us

All things go all things go"

I love that song. I believe it's about impermanence. 😊

I just got back from snorkeling, and it was wonderful! I floated around looking at the rainbow of fish and being alone with my thoughts and the sound of my breathing.

I was thinking about how weird and wonderful my life has become. I looked at my hands and thought of this song

These withered hands have dug for a dream

Sifted through sand and leftover nightmares

Over the hill, a desolate wind

Turns shit to gold and blows my soul crazy

The end of the end, we live again

Oh I grow weary of the end