This motherfucking corner is killing me, jeez..

#GRANTURISMO2
When you are an expert in all topics imaginable.
When you have a ready answer to all questions.
When you never say I don't know or I haven't think about it.
When all your opinions are rock solid and unshakable.
Then I know that you are full of bullshit conman piece of trash. Bye-bye! 👋
on the other end are the petty criminals who are leaving jail nowadays as multibillionairs 🤐
"Dear Elon,
Sure thing, in the meantime could you please fix the cybertruck's rattling cupholder? Thanks!"
grease is cool 😆
wut? a green number??

this is just the apetizer, the shit tanks are on the way
🚨 🚨 BREAKING 🚨 🚨
Bitcoin goes up to ten trillion quindecillion by 2030!! 📈 🚀

*note the double factorial
"GIGABRAINZ" 😂
not fast enough though 🙄
The windews installer is giving me this many hearts. I'm touched.

But uhm... how about... idk... instead of flirting just install the fucking thing?! 😡
"If I say this thing worth a million dollars would you buy it for 200k? Of course you would!"
I hate hangovers... 😣 😫
...so much..!
...or... depending from whom you're getting it might be still full or completely empty already
Please stop pretending that making your bitcoin podcast episode is a fucking living donor lung transplant.
Please stop pretending that masturbating in front of the camera is like working in a fucking cobalt mine.
What you're doing might be exhausting but it's not hard work. Respect those who do actual hard work.



