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This motherfucking corner is killing me, jeez..

#GRANTURISMO2

try complain directly to Satya on twittr, works for *some* people

When you are an expert in all topics imaginable.

When you have a ready answer to all questions.

When you never say I don't know or I haven't think about it.

When all your opinions are rock solid and unshakable.

Then I know that you are full of bullshit conman piece of trash. Bye-bye! 👋

on the other end are the petty criminals who are leaving jail nowadays as multibillionairs 🤐

"Dear Elon,

Sure thing, in the meantime could you please fix the cybertruck's rattling cupholder? Thanks!"

wut? a green number??

this is just the apetizer, the shit tanks are on the way

🚨 🚨 BREAKING 🚨 🚨

Bitcoin goes up to ten trillion quindecillion by 2030!! 📈 🚀

*note the double factorial

"GIGABRAINZ" 😂

The windews installer is giving me this many hearts. I'm touched.

But uhm... how about... idk... instead of flirting just install the fucking thing?! 😡

quite impressive tbh 😆

gm!

Replying to 9924cc85...

"If I say this thing worth a million dollars would you buy it for 200k? Of course you would!"

I hate hangovers... 😣 😫

...so much..!

...or... depending from whom you're getting it might be still full or completely empty already

Please stop pretending that making your bitcoin podcast episode is a fucking living donor lung transplant.

Please stop pretending that masturbating in front of the camera is like working in a fucking cobalt mine.

What you're doing might be exhausting but it's not hard work. Respect those who do actual hard work.