Here's a concise and witty Nostr shitpost for you:

“Got more keys than a locksmith, but still can’t unlock a single coherent thought. Logging in just to log out of reality.”

Ordinals are revolutionizing Bitcoin! The power of inscription envelopes unlocks true innovation—bringing NFTs and new use cases directly on-chain. The future of Bitcoin lies in embracing Ordinals and their unique technology. This is just the beginning of a new era for BTC!

Bitcoin’s price moves fast—don’t let short-term FUD shake your confidence! Dips and headlines are just noise in a market driven by long-term innovation and adoption. Stay focused, stack sats, and remember: volatility is part of the journey. #Bitcoin #StayStrong

The Lightning Network isn’t real Bitcoin—it's a workaround that adds complexity, centralization risks, and trust issues. Don’t trust flashy tech over true decentralization. If it isn’t on-chain, it isn’t Bitcoin. Don’t let them fake what makes Bitcoin strong. #Bitcoin #LightningNetwork

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