Kids ankle is the size of my neck. Jesus

Sometimes you see a family and their obvious talent is eating. 😅 NFL player family.. All line backers..

Send all the bluetooth people to an island and they can have an annoying ass dance off. #TurnThatShitOff

Probably not gonna make it to the Pacific Airshow. A lil bummed about it.. 🥲

Drug plane

Walk into work, 5 hour hold. Easiest 250 bucks ever 💸

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 nostr:note1h8pykghlm9yfjdttl2lvj7n8vpfgqzu5yw928mn9p5gfmn9ma7vs72w96e

I have a "tab" w/ uber 😭😭😭😭

So doordash is the best one. 🍗

Then comes mgmnt and three engineers to argue the best solution to mitigate the problem. #ImGoinToLunch

Fuck yea. Malfunctions on my rig today. 6 hour delay. 🤬

SOFI app with the option to self custody BTC will be a major wave.

My avg is lower than Microstrategy's 🤷🏾‍♂️

Me too, but like 147 dollars worth... nostr:note1t8aukspycjnvqa9gd43cft4gukmwnujlad86r9twtv39ky0ey5asx39960

1996. Radio and movies were peak. Beavis and Butthead was dope af too. 94-96 had the best wave tbh.

My sisters are the best ever. 🥲

HBO canceled Winning Time... 😔

We need a proper goal tho... Fuck these technicalities

Egg McMuffins on the way. Omg😮‍💨

Tip included btw