BREAKING:

Federal Reserve establishes new emergency measures regarding banking policies at regional and local banks to stabilize banking system to prevent crisis.

Under terms of the new policy, account holders, including depositors, of regional and local banks will be prohibited from withdrawing sums of cash in excess of $1000 USD per 30 day period. Banking institutions will be supported by the Federal Reserve to onboard to new FedPay cards, a program in concert with major merchant and payment providers (Visa, MasterCard, Diners, Amex).

Restrictions will be enacted to prevent transferring funds between institutions in amounts greater than $25000 USD per 30 day period. Requests for transfers in excess of the allotment will be frozen for internal review.

For scheduled release at 5:00 PM.

Not real. Yet.

Posting this on reddit would probably get my account ban 😂

I thought it died too til I came back from lunch 🥲🥲

Hahah gotta love how hell thread is still going on 🥲

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🤙pv

2 S in dessert because you always want 2nd helpings

SPAS-12!

In Canada, NERF 4 shot magazine capacity, with 2x scope. And an adjusted trigger for light pull.

I'd go for an RPG or a minigun

reason to cancel ?

if you have a proposal for changes so it can reach it's full potential, dont be shy to AKS ME MEK

I DER HUE TRED

Thank you. I wish it was that easy. Anger issues love to come out of nowhere for no reason. It has always been my ocean.

Anger issues suck. I hate being woken up in the middle of a sleep cycle because my body and mind decide to be furious at that moment 😡