Prayers have saved me from another hellthread 🙏

Like this note if you aren't a virgin.

154 zaps in on my journey to nostrica.

My lightning node only accepts payments from Iran, Cuba, China, Russia, North Korea and Syria.

Yellow gameboy color and a NeoGeo.

boosted

1 sat bounty for a bitcoin replacement on nostr.

Patiently waiting for a note worthy of a zap.

The eternal bond of accidentally liking a note.

a BAN

I wonder if nostr got a ghetto.

TGIF 🤙

Was zapped 91 sats and now I'll never have to work a day in my life.

51% attack nostr relays to get them follows back

Literally 0 notifications since last night.

Life's good. 😎

Holding it down in last place on zaplife.lol like a boss.

Bet you won't.

Probably scamming some online retailer who accepts 0-conf visa transactions.

I either gained 5 followers or lost them all.

Don't be a damus, zap zap.