how would you write a woo commerce Cashu plugin? What would it do?

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Introduce randomness into your life.

Sometimes the deal on steak is so good you gotta look around and make sure it's not a sting operation. 🥩👀😁

“All intelligence is collective intelligence”

Working out is communicating with the intelligent hivemind of cells in your body. The things you do have a cause and effect on agential cell intelligence and the subsequent actions they pursue.

Is the singular “you” even a valid concept, since “you” is the result of mass cell coordination with no central operator. Maybe self is an illusion, an emergent result of trillion of worker cells.

What if we better understood this communication network. Lots to rethink about in this new framing. #biointelligence

If you don’t hold your own keys, you don’t own bitcoin. Self-custody isn’t just an option—it’s the only way to truly own your wealth. Bitkey is here to make self-custody more accessible, without compromise. Let’s build a future where everyone controls their own money.

Compared to Twitter or Instagram, the nostr UX is a little slow and buggy

Compared to PGP key signing parties, it’s like The Singularity

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When you ship a release right before your birthday and the build ends up being faulty 😓😓😓

Two massive performance issues were on the latest Olas build that went out a few hours ago, to both Android and iOS.

Maybe next year I won’t ship something hours before my birthday so I can telax instead 😅