one can only assume that Putin does not in fact like them apples

every night my intrusive thoughts are like “eat the cat food” and i’m like “no” and they’re like “eat the cat food” and i’m like “NO” and they’re like “EAT THE CAT FOOD” and i’m like “fine” and now i have to explain to my cats why we’re out of food

columbus got lost, found a whole new continent, and then thought ‘perfect spot for a genocide.’ history’s first, fucked and worst travel influencer

DeBunkin’ Donuts

every day i wake up and think about how mitt romney is the human equivalent of a powerpoint presentation with no jokes

Donald Trump would love K-pop if there were 2 extra Ks

Wanted to re intro, since a few folks didn’t realise this about me but - I’m a damned proud transgender journalist, writer, and creator. My work has been published in places like Wired, TIME, The Next Web etc. Through my own publication @ Westenberg, I cover tech, politics, and online culture. 🏳️‍⚧️

oh wow, you asked me to define ‘woman’ for the 1000th time, absolutely devastating. you really cracked the case, sherlock. you should define ‘insecurity’ while you desperately cling to the one debate point you think makes you sound like you have a functioning motherfucking brain cell

All you need to know about Apple Arcade is that they just announced Space Invaders as a coming soon title

“um actually, we’d prefer if this smoking gun remained behind a tasteful velvet rope until after the election, thank you”

The obvious answer to social media platform anxiety? Just POSSE that shit—post once, syndicate everywhere. Let your content roam free while you chill. This is why I’m a micro dot blog maxi.

Fuck going on Joe Rogan, Kamala Harris should beat these white dudes at their own game by starting a podcast

if taylor swift ACTUALLY cared about climate change she’d block out the sun with a giant cardboard cutout of her face, cooling the Earth by 2 degrees

how it started vs how it’s going

Take it from a recovering alcoholic: if you’re trying to build habits, don’t start with a fancy habit-tracking app. Grab a notebook, a pen, and focus on tracking just one habit for 30 days. Simplicity wins every time

this stupidity of this shit truly cheese-grates my fucking spleen

Twitter is literally just 48 crypto dudes in matching Temu aviators paying $8 a month to LARP as ‘thought leaders’ in the comments of a Burger King promo

Fight Club is a satire of dudes who love Fight Club and I just think that’s beautiful

If you have ever signed me up for your email list without my permission you do not deserve to have access to the internet and should in fact burn in hell

Anyone who says they can tell the difference between Monday, Asana, Miro, Notion, Trello, ClickUp, and Airtable is either a cult member or a shareholder