Making my next million selling Comfort Zone Disruptors™️ to hustle bros. it’s a Bluetooth butt plug. Real sigmillionaires know: true disruption starts from within
love to spend 18 hours a day defending a billionaire’s honor online for free. this is the sacred duty that the founding fathers died on omaha beach to protect
accidentally said “good morning” to my own reflection. we’re both equally embarrassed about this incident
the CAPTCHA industry thinks theyre so smart making me identify traffic lights. coward shit. let me post my rambling 4000 word manifesto about CHEMTRAILS. thats the real human test
increasingly disturbed by revelations that while i was posting “this aint it chief” at random celebrities, powerful men were using social media to plot the downfall of democracy
how elon went from “im going to save humanity” to “actually what if i did treason with the funny invasion war crime man” in like 18 months. really inspiring demonstration of the grindset
folks im beginning to think the car guy might not have humanities best interests at heart
like having the world’s finest chefs prepare an exquisite meal for a rabid mob of absolute fucking morons who have already decided they’ve got a craving for a gas station microwave burrito in the middle of an E. coli outbreak
The existence of Fiona Apple implies the existence of a Fiona Microsoft
You know the actor’s pregnant when they start rocking one of these in every episode
it’s 2030. notion just announced notion toilet paper. each sheet contains a fully collaborative workspace. my ass is now a kanban board
New on The Index: the Link Blog feed.
External news stories, all presented as Gift / Friend links, with added commentary.
Today - covering the WSJ’s report on Musk’s bff back channel with Putin.
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The thing about the white power movement is that white people were in power for 95% of modern history and that’s how we got World War 1, World War 2 and Cats (2019) like this shit hasn’t been great
EVERY BEACH IN AUSTRALIA SHOULD BE RENAMED “POSSIBLE HAROLD HOLT LOCATION #1”, “POSSIBLE HAROLD HOLT LOCATION #2” etc. until we solve this
the economists are at it again. graph line go up? jail. graph line go down? also jail. sideways graph? believe it or not, straight to jail. im selling my stocks to invest in a jumbo jar of unvaccinated sperm
if the algorithm shows me a post from someone I don’t follow, I only reply to it if I agree with it.
Not because I’m a nice person, because I just don’t give a fuck about the wrong opinions of strangers on the internet
The way men light up when “Why Don’t You Get A Job” by The Offspring comes on is the biggest red flag since the Soviet Union
Some of you grew up in a Fiber One household instead of a Lucky Charms household and it shows
sleep tight dipshits
the narrative is the product.