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A pretty girl's motorcycle broke down. Two pensioners repaired everything in ten minutes.

— How should I pay you: with money or take off my shorts?

- Better with money.

They took the money, stepped aside and reasoned:

— It’s right that they took the money. What about shorts - they are too small for you, but too big for me...

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A dog is not the meaning of life, but thanks to it, life takes on a special meaning.

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"A woman, to succeed in life, must have two qualities. She must be smart enough to please stupid men, and stupid enough to please smart men."

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The chicken laid an egg that weighed six kilograms. Journalists came running and said to the chicken:

- How could you?

- Secret.

- What will you do next?

— I want to lay an 8 kg egg!

Journalists ask the rooster:

- How could you?

- Secret!

— What are your plans for the future?

- Punch the NOSTR's face!

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Coffee is a magical drink! How many people were born thanks to the invitation “For a cup of coffee”.

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Grandma, why are your eyes so big?

Yes, I bought contact lenses on the cheap, but it turned out they were from a telescope!

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Only #GENTOO!

For anything else we will hit you on the butt.

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To prevent a champagne cork from getting into your eye, drink vodka.

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Who said dogs don't fly?

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"Luck is the dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you become."

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The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs.

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The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never

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The keys to someone else's happiness are not necessarily the same as yours.

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“In my old head there are two, at most three, thoughts, but at times they make such a fuss that it seems like there are thousands of them.”

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Do you think sleeping with a guitar in your hands is considered a rehearsal?

As long as you don't drop it, yes.

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Coffee and good coffee are two completely different drinks.

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Bon Appetit everyone!

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8 - infinity symbol.

Therefore, on the eve of the charming holiday, I want to wish all women endless love, happiness, joy and good mood!

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God first created man, but noticing his weakness, he gave him a dog.

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Cats' love for fish is unrequited.

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