Yikes. Wait until he sees what happens with real estate.

Turns out they are better without a goalie

Maple Leafs are playing D like they are in the nba all star game. You love to see it.

#nhlstr

Not as pathetic as having a wild party for getting into the playoffs via another team losing. *clears throat* Blue Jays.

How do we have 1 million hospital visits a year for 35 million people? That’s insane.

Try this simple approach. Basil pesto sauce, mozzarella, Bocconcini, fresh basil, pancetta.

No

49ers firing on all cylinders.

#nflstr

nostr:npub142cjeau866p756uvqfnnnerahukqhf3qqc6rm7v06renm77enaxs6phy09 I know it’s the Panthers but you have to be feeling pretty good about that performance.

For Posterity:

Astros

Rangers

Phillies

Dodgers

Totally but don’t go full maxi psychopath until at least week 3.

Wife: the carpet is wet here. Oh no, did the dog have an accident?

Me: No, I washed that area. It will still be damp for a few hours.

Wife: Do I want to know why you had to wash a small section of carpet?

Me: A 13 year old lives here.

Wife: I don’t want to know.

Where did these Chicago Bears come from?

#nflstr

Titans fan?

Outer space may actually be inner space it has been theorized that our universe exists within a black hole.

I don’t know the veracity of this theory so it’s not really a fact but the fact that it may be possible is fascinating.

Crab markets are daily dca stacker markets.

Yeah but Boston wasn’t supposed to be a World Series contender this year

Indeed. I can’t believe they took Berrios out after 47 pitches to bring in Kikuchi who hasn’t pitched out the bullpen in a year because their analytics guys told them to. The lack of hitting cost them the series but I am baffled at who is actually managing and coaching this team.

The Blue Jays and it was a miserable season

I did a little bracket challenge on SN was going to be too difficult to coordinate everyone for a fantasy draft. Let’s set it up for next season.