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Shadowman311
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LAPD Detective, Boomer Obliterator, Pureblood, As Seen on the ADL

This Poast has been fact checked as true by people with medically diagnosed paranoid schizophrenia

Modern superhero movie marketing is just the main actor begging movie goers to go watch the film so it can turn some kind of profit

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And a bandaid, can't forget the bandaid, he may have also stolen a pair of sheets from the maternity ward.

It is better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss

Replying to 8eaf71cc...

nostr:npub1khqzruecm8vyerkcledtcz3p0a08tmzmthgtp8044xuzdgw3lvsqtd6n2t Looking at the menu. We dont have any of that in Australia, they basically just sell cakes and cheesecakes.

It's hard to sell burgers and pasta when everything falls into the sky.

The Cheesecake Factory may be goyslop but damn if it isn't good

FUN FACT: The average size of a penis is just a little larger than yours

Replying to Avatar novichoknuke

nostr:npub1khqzruecm8vyerkcledtcz3p0a08tmzmthgtp8044xuzdgw3lvsqtd6n2t who keeps a rubix cube and a copy of the giver in the bathroom?

LA Beast

I can't believe Nigerian General Ambatukam Omaygat seized control of the government.

Replying to Avatar Parker Banks

nostr:npub1khqzruecm8vyerkcledtcz3p0a08tmzmthgtp8044xuzdgw3lvsqtd6n2t Never read it since I heard it was boring, lots of lights. Humans are much better at imagining hell.

Purgatorio is the best entry in the trilogy imo

This only makes sense if you read Paridiso so this will probably be my lowest engagement post in a while, to the one guy who did however, I appreciate you.

>oh hey I've invented this machine that pulls things, what are we going to call it?

>How about a pulley?

Why did we let them get away with this?

New Drinking Game Idea: go to hobby lobby and take a shot everytime you see a picture of a highland cow