Y’all don’t waste any time.
We will rebuidl.
A lousy bitcoin dive bar in Manhattan got the news out faster than the news.
Really appreciate the Emergency Alert System sending out an alert 40 minutes after the fact.
New Jersey LFG 💥
Earthquake
Eclipse
Bitcoin halving
April is 🔥
We needed a good shakeout anyway.
Did we just have
AN EARTHQUAKE
in NYC?!
#Bitcoin has a lot of birthdays.
If any journos want to talk to an inebriated bitcoin mining expert about the significance of the halving in two weeks, hit us up.
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🔥 FRYER UPGRADES COMPLETE 🔥
Starting tomorrow, anything FRIED can be fried in TALLOW for $5 EXTRA. 🐮
Maybe EVEN the tofu, if that’s how you troll.
Just shipped the first two Quad Smashs!
Shout out to the innovatoors, the exploroors.
Up only 🧡🍻🙏
Deploying more soybeans - steady lads
We have many, many keys.
Gonna tell my kids this was PubKey.
WHILST SUPPLIES LAST 🐸
NFT stands for Non Fungible Tofu.
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