I didn’t say I was leaving. I just won’t be able to spend 15hrs a day here
Go on. You’re not embarrassing yourself one bit
I might need your autograph in advance
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This is only the beginning.
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First of all, congrats on figuring it out; second, the game ended over an hour ago; third and most important, you’ve flown too close to the sun with your wings of wax with that one 👎
I think that can be fixed on the nostr client side. The invoice parser just needs some extra logic to check for that string and omit it. It will come. In due course, it will come
Yes. Create an invoice in your wallet and paste it a note. Make sure you remove characters like “lightning:” from it if that’s what your wallet generates
This number is grotesquely asymmetric. A disastrous ménage a troi 👎
After spending a week or so on Nostr, I’ve put together an early draft of the unofficial Rules of Engagement 👇
1. This is the happiest place on the internets. Interact politely with anyone, even the “big” accounts and they will likely respond to you. You are guaranteed to get >> 10x the engagement you get on Twitter
2. Be kind and welcoming to noobs. Today’s noobs are tomorrow’s protocol proselytizers. Check out the global feed and respond to “hello world” and “is this thing on” type notes with a warm greeting. It can be as simple as an emoji response
3. Dismiss shitcoiners and scammers (not a lot of them at the moment) with pleasant toxicity
4. If you see a LN invoice, make sure you check that the message was not in response to someone else’s request before paying it
5. If you are able, try to send a healthy tip on LN to @jb55 and @fiatjaf.com for this incredible gift they have given us
7. All bets are off for fake jack accounts. Unleash the dogs of war on them
6. This one, and I stress this one, is the most important rule: do not, under any circumstances, unless specifically invited by the host, slide into a gpt3 conversation that you see happening. It kills the vibe and is a bad, bad look
🙏 working on the next round of that
Haha. Right now the entertainment is free
My friend Matt Welch wrote a great thread on this topic a couple of months back: https://twitter.com/globalmoneybtc/status/1587925131120480257?s=46&t=oOM2TludFZ5I76Aic42eog
Dude, I had to practically drag you kicking and screaming here a couple of days ago
A sleek and simple apparition. Paid!
figured it out - was an issue with Muun, but was able to get it to work on blue. Just sent you 210k sats!
where do I specify the tip amount?
and where does the trilemma come in to the picture here?
on excellent idea. #[2] can I send you 200k sats. Pls ser, por mi plebs
exactly
