Mom is letting me stay up late to watch nostr:npub13qrrw2h4z52m7jh0spefrwtysl4psfkfv6j4j672se5hkhvtyw7qu0almy !!!!! I has best mom

“You don’t need to scream at the neighbors, boo. I gots a big mouth, consider it done!” -Snots to Spots

I threw up three hairballs like a champ and ran off with the toilet brush 💪
Mom says I’m highly regarded.
🤔 what does that mean?

You must be guilty of something. She knows. She is staring HARD.
We’re with her. 👊
Oops! 😬 we behaved during #yogastr tonight!
Didn’t mean to do that 🤭
Next time…
Full of chimkin, fell asleep on Mom 🫶

Mom is making us CHIMKINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! 🐔 🍗
Excuse me, the #catstr network too 🙀
You said if we stayed out of the trash we could have a ⚡️ wallet!!!!
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We have restored our food bowl to order. Now weez exhausted.
Only 1 toy in the bowl but we sleep 😴
Mom also gave us chimkin pops. I didn’t let Snots have any 😈-Spots

Well. Thanks for the follow since you claim you’re not a cat person. (Everyone is a cat person).
Our mom won’t let us have a wallet because she says we are irresponsible. Tell her she’s crazy plz. We wanna buy treatz! We need this NIP we keep hearing about on #nostr!
It’s our fave song by Uncle nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4 🤘 🔊
Can you tell Mom to let us have a wallet?????? We can’t stack cat treats ya know 🤷♀️ 😿

Update: conditions haz improved and Mom has filled our bowl.
But now she has removed our ball! This is a minor infraction. 😤
Hooman is untrainable. Will continue to monitor. 🙄
Will chew up food and spit onto floor in protest over our ball.

We iż gonna listen to Uncle @QW
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Conditions here have rapidly deteriorated. Live footage of our bowl right now. We are NGMI 🫡

I couldn’t be more bored by Mom and her yoga shenanigans 🙄 😴
Like, refill my bowl 🤷♀️



