Imagine if I had Nostr back then 
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No fuckin shit. I was wondering if I was the only one on Nostr. Hell yeah. ODH.
I just came across a large vault of college Tatum
Ready to see pure degeneracy? 
You’re ripe too. Want to meet all y’all one fine day in the nostrverse future. You prolly already know nostr:npub16secklpnqey3el04fy2drfftsz5k26zlwdsnz84wtul2luwj8fdsugjdxk is a Cajun. We’ve got the ingredients of a mighty fine gumbo… nostr:note1zqhnl7qnzynf83cj0cv3r5g26rz3c4uv8gxsvagjzlyxjdz3u7usydhn40
We must show Nostr what real food is
This is my Super Bowl.
nostr:npub1yk3pjtw0xnpmuvnf3z6un72z42t83xye69d4jsfxq2z54pera85qcwyya6 super excited for your panel. nostr:note1sg0hywqunsdsc2mqa8dvdrfz7nz58ytdxxyce5ufadea7f9fkukqgwjd6d
You’re insane if you think I’m missing this.
Bro someone just bet $5 on a 7-leg parlay and it hit.
Got payed out $130,000+
Mother of God
Setting up my apartment alone and finding out I need more stuff along the way is going to be the end of me.
Maybe I will see the creation of all 21M Bitcoin 
You better hope when you dunk those ASICs, you never have to touch them again. Spoiler alert, you will.
I am Terahash Tatum. The S19j Bro.
Tatum: *has a couple of drinks at the bar*
Tatum: I fuckin promise you. This is objective truth. The dual sided PCB S19j Pro is the best pleb home miner if you can get 240v power. But you try doing anything at scale, you better get you some Whatsminers. Also, immersion fuckin sucks. It’s a psyop. Also, I think I love you. 
