A good while ago, Apple denied new Damus versions until zaps were removed from notes. There is a slight roundabout way to activate it though: https://damuszap.oxtr.dev. This is a script made by nostr:npub1k92qsr95jcumkpu6dffurkvwwycwa2euvx4fthv78ru7gqqz0nrs2ngfwd that reactivates the zap button on notes.
Oh yeah forgot about the Apple Zap thing… Sorry…
Are you married to Primal? Damus on iOS has been a breeze with NWC for me.
Me beta testing you psychopath’s shit
(I love devs so much and I’m so glad I get to play a part in y’all’s life as a sub room temp IQ tester) 
I’m at the point where I’m making memes about my girlfriend
(I had wine tonight and it inspired this meme) 
Oh shit oh fuck nostr:note1vc8q5z9scghxq84jvpcjpscu8r0jdee7t7cl64a692s7s72ktzgq9zyvhv
I FORGOT HOW NICE IT WAS TO HAVE SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE THIS AND CARE FOR YOU LIKE THIS MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING AWESOME AS SHIT 
I’ve just been happier since I met my girlfriend
I met her a little over a month and a half ago and it feels like I’ve known her my whole life. Now I’m dating her. Man it feels good. 
She is now my girlfriend nostr:note103j6yq8ertynwntg3vrtp6gpewlnqa8h3drvfuvleqm9prepg0vqm7er7c
Bro came to visit and we hit up a Rockies game. I don’t have any Rockies gear but I do have some other purple swag. Damus represent. 
I alternate for sure. In my sugar free Red Bull era right now. But damn the Mango Monster… 🤤
Any body is a machine that turns Red Bull and Adderall into spreadsheets and profanity
Got my disposable cameras developed from my trip with my friends. Love these. 
A film crew was working outside of nostr:npub1key55ax33gkl50uqemvl4khrtqrhzm7wzpc7fhseutt5ddkcwcrqgxlt3h yesterday shooting a Netflix series. The crew kept coming into the bar to use the bathrooms, because, let’s face it, port-o-johns suck.
One of the guys looked around and asked me what kind of things we do at the bar, and I told him, “You know, normal bar stuff. Comedy, trivia, happy hours, bitcoin.”
He replied, “Bitcoin? How’s that doing these days?”
Me: “People are often surprised to learn it’s not dead.”
Guy: “So…do you think I should invest in it?”
Me: “That’s not my place to tell you. But you might just want to get some, in case, y’know, it catches on.”
King shit
Received another compliment today. 
This gif is one of my favorites of all time. It’s so applicable in so many situations, and when it is, it’s objectively hilarious.
“The good news is, you can still piss and shit. The bad news is, you can’t fuckin flush it.” Really didn’t think that was gonna be something I heard before 7am today.