Hello new Nostriches. I am the Nostr sex symbol. Can I get some block confirmations from those of you who have been around to verify this statement?
Okay. If you say so…
Is any of this real?
Am I aware?
Are we human?
Are we dancer?
Yes that’s what I was thinking but couldn’t articulate it and ended up figuring it out based on me just realizing that was stupid after I posted. God I hate it here.
Okay that’s what I kinda shifted to the thought of as I wrote it out. It would technically be easier, but not easy.
Correct me if I’m wrong, vanity npubs are riskier than random ones, correct?
In my head, if I were to mine a key pair to find npub1tatumnxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d for example, someone could in theory target that easier than nostr:npub1hte85nxymfyez0nlmmxf287nh9cujfuetxhk9vptwcdqg0pn8pxqxasw3d.
Or am I far off base because of the remaining characters? Or hell, could the same argument be made for mining npubs that ARE random?
I think I may be answering my own question here with such a small portion of your vanity npub not being enough to guarantee finding that key pair.
Help? I’m fucking stupid?
Going to have to start deleting my client apps before work.
I hate y’all so much 🫂
This new Nostr wave is making me feel nice. Time to fire up zap.stream again. I was going strong for a bit. But time to pick it back up.
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(Bitcoin not accepted) nostr:note1ctyyw978vswmw9gxwsem4hlj89qff39jygc9kv9gx87n24k0dscs3mh4cv
nostr:note1gglsgzaqvtzgg8n7u2mg6g2czm4429xpycnejf54p2mm4jrktyeqm48y36Not to be dramatic but I would die for Carl
*Feds have entered the chat*
*whispers*
I’m scared to open the app for fear of what lies in the dark to be awakened
How did someone just send me sats to my WoS 😭 I forgot I had the app. And I’m also in the US??? 😂 
That’s… the worst part… Godspeed…
UPDATE: I have put my laundry in the wash nostr:note1vhm9kw0m93pk2ee59448496psfxmqv22mnhg8n49kh0e0rflc4wqlamwmt
“Ok I have GOT to stop putting off this laundry. Let me just open Nostr before I do.”
*Hour later*
“Shit I did it again”
Basically, in simpler terms, I don’t give a fuck what you post and I’m not gonna give a fuck what I post. nostr:note1f7d6njzmmljc8uehfzs36rfhszp9s2qrrytyggfn546mzdzqylhqrauamm
Are you caring about what I just said? Because if you are, buddy we have a problem!