What device do you use to watch porn?
🔁 mobile
🤙 pc
⚡️ Nintendo DS
Follow me if you’re secretly racist 👍
99% of nostr message be like:
“Nostr is the federation of decentralized entities that zap bitcoin through the lighting network”
My nostr messages be like:
“I still got poop on my dick from last weekend”
Now is a great time to sell bitcoin
I trust the banks 🏦🎰
Dang Bitcoin is down 35% yoy
what a bad investment
Zap me if your not gay
Poop poo pee pee
to all the people living in the southern hemisphere, wtf are you doing down there?
whenever I’m compulsively on Twitter I just remember nostr exists and switch apps
Nostr is my app of choice… on the toilet
Connect to my free relay
wss://relay.nostrify.io
:)
Meta is trying to make a nostr clone
Gradual decline in purchasing power and standard of living
Future generations strangled by debt
The perpetuation of global poverty
Endless war for profit
Inflation is the greatest evil in the world today
Bitcoin fixes this
Chicken 🐓
could relays store arbitrary data?
wss://relay.nostrify.io
⚡️ me if you 💩 today
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