Shiiit if it gives a not pregnant, why not 🤣

All these pregnancy test are broken. This is the third stick I pee on and it looks like this

This grimey fucker. I never liked him.

https://www.wfla.com/news/city-of-miami-commissioner-arrested-for-money-laundering-bribery/

https://kotaku.com/princess-peach-showtime-game-nintendo-direct-switch-1850837965

https://www.thedailymeal.com/1377294/dark-chocolate-brands-ranked-worst-first/

See, and then TSA wanna give me the stank eye when I refuse to put all my money in a tray "This is staying right in my hand while I walk thru the machine"

https://www.nbcnews.com/now/video/tsa-agents-caught-on-camera-apparently-stealing-from-passengers-luggage-192829509664

Holy shit im so outta shape (kanye shrug)

This location is empty at bake time

Gym

Where the fuck is Friday

This is me all day long. I only speak the languages I'm paid for. Fuck those guys 😂🙃😉🤗

Gonna smoke me 3 bowls and see if im still this emotional 😢

I want to quit like right now

Why some white people yell at their parents??

Can't do that in a Latino home 👡

OMG I am not cut out for training

I HATE that they don't let this lady live her life 🤬

https://nypost.com/2023/09/10/florida-grandma-shawnee-chasser-forced-to-tear-down-treehouse-shes-lived-in-for-nearly-20-years-over-code-violations/

https://giphy.com/gifs/monday-funny-cartoons-O6EeEC6TC6sw

Done meal prepping...I need to find a high fiber organic meal preper in Miami that can bring the food to my house

My boyfriend just sarcastically asked me if male gynos are allowed to comment on pretty vaginas 🤣

No notifications for Blue wallet huh