PURPLE BEANS

duh. micro cucumber

this pumpkin is a sneaky shit

well noah couldn't avoid this flood.

can't you see? i'm a damn gardening autist, DONT YOU WANT FRESH VEGETABLES GROWN WITHOUT NASTY CHEMICALS? RIGHT OFF HTE VINE/STEM/W/E!? like this

even at gunpoint, no, just shoot me i'll go be with the Lord

girls are best when they exist in your life and like you.

GOOD, then you can starve!

I'll FUCKING GUT YOU don't you ever talk to me and my plans again.

i did 17 sets of 10 last night i do pull ups till my arms can't take it, then i sqaut until my legs can't take it, then i pull ups again

and keep doing that until i die.

ITS RAINING RAIN, HALLELUJAH ITS RAININ' RAIN, my plants will enjoy this.

good >:D

you're just absolutely unsilly, the most straight laced person i've ever seen in my entire life, it's actually kinda sad.

corn syrup

but we knew that since he's married to one.

i know and so does he.

you might have to apply your shoe to her head a few times to make it work.