Going through airport security and being told I have to take off my sweater because only one layer is allowed while I go through with pants and boxers on is the quintessence of the TSA. It really is a humiliation ritual.

I want to be in a room with Peter Schiff right now.

If a government ever invited me to come take a look at something, I would agree under one condition; no one from the government will be showing me around.

My daily devotion this morning just so happened to be The Parable of the Lost Coin. God has an amazing and funny way of getting his messages to us.

Consider this your invite for the December sausage making. I will follow up with a date.

Let’s round up a few more, Pat before he skips town, Cooke, Curt, Jay. #sausageplebs

Just breakin balls

No invite?

Whole Foods puts canola oil in their sausage. How do we shame Bezos out of doing this?

Did I send you the link?

Does anyone know what the Kenyan marathoners eat? Gotta be just insane amounts of animal fat.

Missed the #zapathon walking home. Dagger.

Every great city in California is just a bunch of boomers who got in when money was cheap. They’ve ruined the state because they have zero concept of money. We are gonna fix this. #Bitcoin.

Remember when the CIA sent anthrax to our own senators because the opposed the PATRIOT Act?

#weedstr

Hypothetically, if a dog ate a joint. He’s going to be ok? 😳