Democracy is literally just:

“Erm the voters said its my turn to abuse state power :pepe_nerd: ”

Boomers are going to have develop some kind of work ethic and pull themselves up by their own Croc straps, this whining is just entitled

Indisputable

The stock market hasnt even started crashing yet because money as dumb as me isnt buying yet, fair warning

Its always the people you least suspect :mind_blown_boar:

Uh so I stopped following normiecons shenanigans, checked back in and now they are talking like this

Horny milfs? in MY area?!

To think, for enough green anyone can be golden

Oh haha lets all make fun of :gorf: on april fools day! Simpletons! Gorf is the future of online social interaction, get on board or get out of the way

:gorfstika:

Yeah im not worried about skynet yet

My boss every day

In America they 3d print other peoples’ cats

I altered their DNA so that they are no longer biologically or legally human, so how can you claim these experiments are crimes against humanity? Get out of my lab retard!

How many times do I have to nut before the clarity starts?

>coworker tries to stealthy move their leg up and sneak a fart

>its the loudest, ass slapping against a chair, underwear shredding fart I have ever heard

Villian backstory

Ive seen Vances you people wouldnt believe…

I hate Vile Bay Area Women

Lefties are finally civil war posting, demoralization levels looking good

>no more SRRIs

Art hoe gfs back on the menu

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