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LibertyImp
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I say stuff you probably disagree with

My dad didn't take it easy on me in KoF '98 on Dreamcast when I was a very small kid and that's why I'm very unhinged now.

(This is a joke, I'm unhinged because I'm addicted to floride)

The sun from the Teletubbies loves me and you can't tell me otherwise

Obsession over politics and politicians will kill you. We all pretty much agree they are a bunch of bastards with out hearts and without souls, what's left to discuss?

I only like lettuce in salads, I never like tomatos and I only like onions when they are deep fried.

I'm gonna be honest, I dont like tomatoes, lettuce or onions on a burger.

I think everybody knows a young man who they know at best he's gonna be a drunk driver

I know that means hug and fist bump but I'm going to read it as hug and punch 😂

Some of you have never fell off a roof before and it shows.

Most people when they wake up say GM is Coffee Time or something kind and innocent. I say "Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa NO, NO...... fine I'm up" may or may not be a direct quote.

Anyway, GM ☀️

My dad uses emojis wrong, he will say something like "On my way 🪦🤮🤠" so I told him to stop using emojis 😂