How many satoshis for a pizza?

I belong there

Thank nostrness!

I dont miss those days … no one can beat me to a zap ⚡️

Get medical help!

I see you 👀

Hey let me pay for coffee… what? You don’t have zaps!!! That’s crazy .. I gues your buying!

This happens to me far too frequently

Someone on Bitcoin Twitter was helping me with a robosats question and we got onto other topics and nostr came up.. I’ve since been purple pilling everyone at work. I refuse to pay them anything unless they accept zaps .. works out either way!

Are you suffering from nostr-related wrist pain or eye strain?

Medical advice:

- switch hands

- look away + blink 3 times

- zap ⚡️ someone

💯

…. said the man in a tuxedo 🤵‍♂️

🤣 indubitably

Blue raspberry wasn’t a clue? 🕵️‍♀️

You’ll love it here!

I think nostr.wine was one of the best value grabs of my paid relays so far!

It’s basic alchemy, transmuting fiat to Bitcoin!

Yeah but I prefer spicy and add extra spice