Penis was only a day? Felt like a week.
ETF might be nothing.. but according to Wikipedia the USA alone has 25,580,000 millionaires.
Ironic last words… founding member of the band Chicago died January 23, 1978.
Kath picked up a semi-automatic 9-mm pistol and, leaning back in a chair, said to Johnson, "Don't worry about it ... Look, the clip is not even in it."
His last words were, "What do you think I'm gonna do? Blow my brains out?" To calm Johnson's concerns, Kath showed him the empty magazine. Kath then replaced the magazine in the gun, put the gun to his temple and pulled the trigger. Apparently unbeknownst to Kath, the gun had a round in the chamber.
There is a surprising number of people killed by coconuts!
I have a feeling Vitalek is and the ordinal wizards are going to be added to this list at some point..
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_inventors_killed_by_their_own_invention
I may not be pretty, but I'll bring the wood. 🪵🪓
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This! 💪🏼
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Pretty sure the guy six from the left is only wearing a tan line!
I see an #nostrich version of this in Katie’s future 
Like it or not nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 … everyone in this spaghetti thread is picturing you naked. You are like .. Elvis!
Lightning zap can reveal what is hidden behind the QR code
Perhaps a third! nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 🤣
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Oh boy.. here we go!