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J.T. Woodhouse
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Writer.

Smart people are weird. If that’s you, embrace it.

When you send a transaction, you provide a cryptographic signature to the network. It’s mathematical proof backing up the fact that you have the right to spend it.

It’s semantics but that’s what I’m getting at.

When the world ends, three things will be left standing: cockroaches, bermuda grass, and bitcoin.

I don’t know if X will ever be the everything app, but it’s well on its way to being the nothing app.

There are two kinds of people who succeed in crypto: the police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.

“If you don’t believe me or don’t get it, I don’t have time to try to convince you, sorry. A laser-eyed pleb will be online to scream at you shortly.”

I got an invite code for Bluesky from a friend after being on the waitlist for six months.

I thought I’d report in. It’s so dead over there. It might be the first social media platform to fail just from being aloof and not letting people sign up in the first place.

“Without promotion, something bad happens - nothing!” - P.T. Barnum

Every bitcoiner should have a yard overrun with weeds, so they understand how hard it is to kill a decentralized network.

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Oh the loss of innocence

I always love how shameless big corporations get about inflation.

🎵 Five ✋

🎶 Five dollar 💃🕺

🎵 Five dollar footlong 🥖

🎶 when you buy two 🥲

I think it depends on how one defines the terms. Often, I think success is associated with money, fame, awards, and other forms of validation.

Value could be thought of as a gift to humanity measured in staying power. Here lies the elements of a fulfilling life when all those other rewards fade away.

That’s how I read it anyway based on the context.

This morning, I was at the gas station when I dropped the nozzle and damn near broke my big toe.

Instead of being circumspect about the whole thing, I have decided to dedicate my life to fighting fossil fuels.

#SaveThePlanet #ESG #TimesUp

No sat left behind

How is anyone surprised by the Bald scam? A receding hairline is such a rug pull.