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J.T. Woodhouse
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Love the irony of bitcoiners thirsting over a celebrity wearing a Satoshi sweatshirt on TV.

Just met a dude who switched from Bud Light to Michelob Ultra because of the controversy…

If the government were a business, would you hire them?

The unexpected effect of spending so much time focused on acquiring and HODLing bitcoin is you kinda forget how to spend money on anything else.

I’ve grown used to needing less.

I don’t rule out the possibility other crypto beyond bitcoin will have merit someday, but I reserve the right to be unimpressed.

Everyone bases their decision-making on vibes, even the quants and statisticians.

How do I know that? Because no one knows the future.

Data is a lagging indicator.

Air fryers are a game changer. I had no idea how awesome something halfway between an oven and microwave could be.

Web3 is a vending machine presented as a water fountain.

If you ever wanna freak people out, just say the word “contagion” over and over in any context.

Some days you eat the burrito and some days the burrito eats you.

It’s not about how much you make, it’s about how much you keep.

I say this unironically: I buy my clothes at Costco.

Another day, another satoshi.

Thinking about starting True Detective. What’s the verdict around these parts?

You’re in for a treat, man. They went full-on Deadhead with this one.