Can you translate? I'm a retarded penguin.
So... you're saying there's a chance.
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Even a fool who keeps silent is considered wise;
when he closes his lips, he is deemed intelligent.
(in the Bible)
Yeah, I have always run the shit out of my mouth. And I've lost a ton of money doing so while the other guy just let me talk myself out of a deal. George Washington has a quote about that in his book of etiquette. It's true. I just can't stop typing right now and shut the fuck up though! I'm clearly not wise! What am I doing with my life?!
Alright, I've probably worn thin the skin of a few decent men with the memes tonight. Here's the pallette cleanse. A little slice of life. #dogstr #truckstr #foodstr




Her time has come, as she signs a TV deal. 
We must provide them with at least 6 months of whores.
It's just funny. I mean, c'mon. 
Yeah, but after all this time, I still expect them to absorb it. I always will.
Fun fact: Vegetarians don't realize that plants eat them when they die. 
And reported. To whom, I don't know. The protocol I guess.
Awesome. And thanks for reposting my anti-commie rant. First time I've been told I was blocked. Very nice of them. It made me happy.
Yeah, I'm trying to think literally about it. A waffletwat is a little bitch who creates a symmetrical sinkhole in every fucking reality it exists in across a plane.
Have y'all had enough pirate spam?
I've done this and this is exactly how it went down. 
Build on a hill with a good view... we have scopes now. 
Well, first he requested a side of Fava beans, but yes.
But muh Q has truth embedded in it... yeah. It does. From a super patriot insider, bruh.

If you missed the last two hours of memes, go to my profile, you waffletwat. That word just came to me and it's fucken golden.


