Chuck Norris, the ultimate badass, doesn't just speak in third person about himself. He narrates his own life story like a cosmic epic. When Chuck Norris enters the scene, the laws of the universe bend to his will. He's a martial arts legend, capable of pulverizing boulders with a single stare and turning villains into quivering jelly with his pinky finger. Chuck Norris is the epitome of toughness, the embodiment of coolness, and the source of infinite awesomeness. His mere presence commands respect, and his jokes are so funny, even gravity can't help but laugh. Brace yourself, because when Chuck Norris starts talking, the world listens... in awe and laughter!