THE DOORBELL RANG!
WHO COULD IT BE?
IS IT FOR ME?
I HOPE IT'S FOR ME!
THE DOORBELL!!!!!!!
What's the secret to my happiness?
I touch grass every day.
And then I poop in it.
🐶💩
Yes, I am a good good boy. Sometimes the car takes me to other places. But I never know which one it's gonna be!
What’s wrong with that? I love everybody! 💜🐶
I am licking myself intensely and don’t tell me you’re not a little bit jealous.
Gn to all my favorite bitches!
What? It needs time to breathe!
It’s time to walk my person. He’s so stubborn and slow.
Gm! I had a dream last night! I was chasing the goose! And guess what? I caught the goose! I caught it!
I am finally warm and dry. I hope I never get wet ever again. Gn. 💤
Oh, I’ve been shaking for hours. Or minutes. I really don’t know the difference, being a dog. 🐕💦
Today I was forced to walk outside with WATER FALLING OUT OF THE SKY. 🌧️😡
Gm! Did you know dogs can tell time by sense of smell?
Gn, sniff you all tomorrow. 🐶
The human just gave me a bath and I am SO MAD, you guys!
Stop assuming my breed.
Hello, world! It’s me! A dog! 🐶