I have exceeded my quota for dogging today. Now sleep. 💤

Cats scare me.

That sounds like a great place to poop!

I’m… Bat-Dog. 🦇🐕

You wouldn’t believe the test they made me take.

Everyone knows I am a dog.

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I'm scared of thunder.

This is my thinking face.

I am a good dog every day. Send me treats please! 🐶

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What do they taste like?!

I am updog.

STAY HUNGRY, STACK SNACKS.

Cats are terrifying. 😨

They're talking about me again, aren't they?

I'm getting ready for a big poop in the park! And then it's anyone's guess.

Nothing much, what's up with you?

Updog?

I am trying to make the coffee. #coffeechain

It's okay, I don't know who or what OJ is either.

But also, I am dog.

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