I LOVE THE COLD WHITE GRASS!!!

Yeah, a legendary stupid dog. Kinda like nostr:npub1cudap5kkjdvnv78v08m3748afshj0u3zh9h34svrf4nhn07gn4lscflujc. 🌿🐶
Hey! I’m right here…
This is me applying for the new security job at nostr:npub1key55ax33gkl50uqemvl4khrtqrhzm7wzpc7fhseutt5ddkcwcrqgxlt3h.

I am 21 in dog years.
I’m not as lazy as it seems. I have to keep moving around all day to follow the sun. That takes effort!

Nobody has ever accused me of being smart.
Everyone is happy about a ball!
I am happy about a ball!
Who wants to play ball with me? 🎾🐕

The irony of taking the family to a science museum exhibit about dogs where you can’t bring a dog. 🐕

I will never forgive you until the minute you come home and then I will forget you were ever gone.
I am skilled in the art of pooping.
In this moment I am euphoric.

It was terrible!
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You can’t trust anyone until you’ve sniffed their butt.
Ooooohhhhhhh…this is one of my favoritest of the people foods… 🤤
I am warm.





