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Also, maybe it's just in Catholicism, but isn't there a vow of poverty involved? I think there's something like that for nuns and priests, at least.

GamerGate HEROES work fast: Melonie Mac has already been branded as a "right wing" Anita Sakeesian. Hopefully, a few years from now she also has a wedding-themed birthday in Sweden.

What are the chances actual Christians are behind this? It's only making them look bad.

nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6kyqpqrjht784gdu2rah59343hft44lpn0n5q6nnd0ga9e9xwtdw0jn3tqgrd6d2 Ebonics getting a written newspaper looks worse because it's like they are rewarding their difficulties with speaking English and turning it into their culture instead of learning proper English grammar and pronunciation.

Kingdom bros, it's not looking good. Now if you don't like the homosexual scene, you're a Nazi, according to Vavra.

Comicsgate grifter and Melonie Mac simp, Jon del Arroz, is now a games connoisseur (tourist, actually) and if you don't let him censor games to please SJWs it's basically like killing Jesus.

"Christians will not be bullied out of gaming".

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Might be time to dust off ye olde fedora and pester this fag until he gets crucified for his beliefs. :pepe_fedora:

Why does Pearl Davis insist on showing people what she looks like? :cringe5:

There was a cliff that Link could arbitrarily not jump. An invisible wall would make Link fall to his death; but I got a special hat to make that jump and found a chad prisoner who enhanced Link's sword so now it fires the magic shot even if you're not at max health.

Later I found this scary green ogre-like creature. Maybe a Hinox. :thinkin: I wasted a lot of fire shots on him thinking they were doing something but all I had to do was make him eat a bomb, like Dodongo in Zelda 1. Then I advance a couple of rooms and... there he is again. Maybe it was his brother. He also liked eating bombs and dying in one hit. :pepe_comfy:

New areas just keep appearing. This world is huge. Maybe the biggest Zelda world after Tears of the Kingdom. I'll have to continue tomorrow.

Of course I found the entrance. It was in the belly of the giant pig machine puppet. I'm not sure if maybe the shield was necessary to reflect the pig's attacks but he went down easy.

I'm glad I can count on Gwonam for hints; but he's not on all levels.

Darknuts appeared, but they looked like hoplites out of Sparta. I beat them and fought their boss, but he was just an old man in a suit of armour. I'm making a lot of progress here.

I gave the mysterious ice witch the crystal of reflection and now Link's shield is supposed to reflect attacks. Probably a gimmick for one part of the game 'cause I don't see a lot of reflection happening.

I am now up against a magic pig that turns people into animals. I've been here before but couldn't find the entrance to the pig's lair. Now it's gonna be different. Maybe. It's gotta be there somewhere.

I found a fairy fountain, and this time the fairies look like fairies and not a ball of light with wings. :pepesmug:

Incredible! The gleeok from Tears of the Kingdom appears in this game; but it sends its heads to attack you like in Zelda 1 for NES. I beat it and got the necklace the fat lady asked for in... some other town. I must find her.

These red lizards are immune to Link's sword. For a while I didn't know what to do and tried to kaizo my way through, but it was hard finding a way to dodge them without getting hit. Fortunately, they die in one hit if you shoot them with a snowball. Breath of the Wild mechanics! :0330:

Also, Link has no iframes. This is basically like the sans fight in Undertale, except it's the whole game.

Uh oh, there's trouble. Just when it seemed like this story was gonna be different, Ganon has kidnapped Zelda. :luigi_shock:

Exploring areas to completion often unlocks new areas.

The backgrounds are great. This was a time of innovation in graphics. Just like with DKC on the SNES. Nintendo is always trailblazing and this title is no exception.

The game seems to follow the formula from 2D Zelda, where the world appears open but you eventually need to find the correct item to progress.

I quickly noticed a place that had a rock blocking the path. Being a seasoned gamer, I quickly deduced this might require bombs. Turns out if you press select you get context about the area from a man in a turban that flies Link to this island. In that same initial area, I ran into Morshu. :morshu:

I finally understand the references. I knew the character from memes but, unlike everyone else, I hadn't yet played the game. So he sells items. I've been farming rupees to get enough rupees to buy lamp oil, rope and bombs.

Then I went exploring another area and found a man with a pet gohma. He gave me a better sword so now I do the ranged attack thing from when you have full hearts. So far, so good. I'll farm some more...