She thought I was making a political statement. She was very relieved to find out I was not. 🤣
Long live the #babechain. ✊🏼❤️🙌🏼
#plebchain
#damus
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Real #babe love is when your recently separated mentor has been replying to you solely via instagram for three months so intuitively you text her “you’re getting laid huh” on a random Thursday evening and she replies “lol” 17 minutes later.
I’m serious; that’s respect for me. 🤣
#babechain ✊🏼
You guys.
For 74 years, my mom thought she was German and Native American.
My mom finally got her MyHeritage results and she’s 26% Italian.
I’ve been calling her “Mama Laurie” for years.
My point is…I think I’m psychic.
#plebchain #babechain #missedyoufam
All my forever stamps have the American flag on them. And I just accidentally stuck those suckers upside down on my auntie’s wedding invite.
My auntie is very MAGA, very NIMBY, and very, very 76 years old. She’s also hella retired; like, for nearly half her life.
This stamp thing is so not over.
Fun fact for my #Nostr fam ~ when my Apple ID got duped, homeboy was able to peep my bank account and FB.
Not #[1].
#babechain
#puravida
#nostrgram
Seriously, muting that smug Shiba bot was the best feeling I’ve had all day. 🤣
Literally my fiancé, if you replace “beatboxing” with “making wildly inappropriate puns.” nostr:note1mncp6sd4zcaupddplsyywkuj07422yr48lffh3dx3lw6q3y3htwsrt2k8e
So I’ve been gone a minute… when did the bots show up?
We meet again, bot accounts.
‘Scuse me, but there is a fundamental difference between “shoplifting groceries” and “taking a stand against $5 bananas.”
#plebchain
#squeechain
#babechain
#happysaturday
#stopexploitingmyfruit 🍌
The more I read it, the more I like it. 😆
So I’ve pretty much been MIA on every social “network” for awhile (my auntie is PISSED; if I’m not on FB, she thinks I’m in jail.) 😆
Basically life/work/economy/financial crap/wedding planning collided sometime in April/May, and we had to hit pause on everything else. Still dealing with fallout from the hack.
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What I learned (PSA/Squee-SA)
• Stay away from debt. A life in debt is not free.
• Don’t go corporate. If you do, don’t get invested.
• Politicians, banks, and corporations aren’t mutually exclusive. And as long as we stay afraid, they will win.
Stay strong and stay safe out there, fam. ✊🏼
#bitcoin
#puravida
#squeechain
Working title for book proposal:
“It’s Around Here Somewhere: A Neurodivergent Geriatric Millennial’s Survival Guide to Sober Living.”
Dedicated to the #babechain and the #plebchain 🫡⛓️
❤️❤️❤️
Thanks, friend. NGL, it was a pretty scary week.
I think I made some enemies at GS, but at least they opened an investigation so it’s out of my hands. Today was a good day. 🫶🏼
You should have seen me when I found out his last name was Christ. I was on the floor.
You can’t make this stuff up!
Now that we’ve all agreed that “Die Hard” is officially a Christmas movie, I present to you a new quandary:
“True Lies” is the greatest love story ever told.
Discuss.
#bestlovestoryever
#dontchangemymind
#plebchain 🫡⛓️
#nostrafterdark
So my Apple ID got hacked and some dude has been living his best life thanks to my credit card AND my bank account.
Apparently his best life consists of Angry Birds and porn. Super stoked that I’ve been able to support him for over a month. #winner
#thisismylife
#hacked
#bitcoin