UHHH I STEPPED AWAY FROM THE NOSTRS FOR A FEW DAYS WHATS THE TLDR ON “ONLYZAPS”?
YEAH BUT MINE JUST GETS BETTER AND DUMBER WITH EACH PASSING YEAR.
PLUS I KNOW THE IDIOT WHO SAID IT TO ME AND I GET TO REMIND HIM ABOUT IT IN PERSON EVERY FEW YEARS JUST TO REALLY ZING HIM. 👍🏼
“THAT WAS REALLY DUMB OF YOU TO CASH OUT YOUR WHOLE 401K TO BUY BITCOIN.”
EMBRACE MASHED POTATOES
I HAVE HEARD REPORTS OF PEOPLE WHO THINK SKI SEASON ENDS IN FEBRUARY OR PERHAPS MARCH BUT THESE PEOPLE ARE MALFEASANTS DESERVING OF THE HARSHEST OF MOCKERIES

The window is closing.
Get out, get out, get out.
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/all-hell-breaks-out-chicago-hundreds-teenagers-wreak-havoc
“TEENAGERS”
@SUSIEBDDS ARE YOU APRES SKI https://nostr.build/av/nostr.build_30d4da36d19f96bfa768ff07ce6d9fd9b6fdad34ab7d40e12a81253d83c00d7f.mov
#[1] 👆🏼👀
@SUSIEBDDS ARE YOU APRES SKI https://nostr.build/av/nostr.build_30d4da36d19f96bfa768ff07ce6d9fd9b6fdad34ab7d40e12a81253d83c00d7f.mov
GM GONNA SHOW THIS HANGOVER WHO’S BOSS BY TAKING IT OUT SKIING 
FRIDAY NIGHT IN MONTANA AND I CAN REPORT WITH AUTHORITY THAT BUD LIGHT HAS BEEN ABSOLUTELY REPLACED WITH BUSCH LIGHT 🇺🇸
DAILY REMINDER 
IF YOU VENTURE DOWN INTO THE VALLEY TONIGHT HIT STACY’S AND SAY HI!
YOUR TIMING IS EXQUISITE; WE JUST GOT WHAT IS LIKELY TO BE THE LAST STORM OF THE SEASON! ENJOY 👍🏼
A SHORT MAN TYPED THAT
IT IS ONLY EIGHT DOLLARS LADIES CUT THEM SOME SLACK
#[0] FOUND THIS REALLY COOL BOOK, DOUBT YOU’VE HEARD OF IT BUT YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT I THINK YOU’D LIKE IT 





