hey hi h ello! i am a geek with a c ompletely broken sense of humor. i like music, video games, art, books, and shitpostin g about music, video games, art, and books. resident softboy sufferer of terminal butts disease (this means i am always thinking about them. i do not have prostate cancer) c ontrary to popular belief i am nOT straight but in fact a bicycle or whatever the h ell it's called. byes eck shoo all i identify as a guy or s omething. t his may change. you never know i will sometimes speak entirely in meme. this is normal and not at all weird in the slightest. h ornyposting is always a possibility,, stay on yer toes (i wil l cw these, f ear not) weaknesses: cute girls, cute boys, tickles, cute [people] calling me cute, cute [people] calling me funny, interesting mathematical or sciencey questions, Wikipedia, the surface of the sun, bone-steel weapons, stygian iron, good sci-fi or fantasy books, list-making, irony, the aspect of death, too much electricity, really heavy books, list-making, repetition, my hatred of LLMs, good music, chiptune, cool guitar, twinks, girltwinks, getting punched in the solar plexus, stolen glasses, getting pinned against walls, :(){ :|:& };:, Ba'al the Soul Eater, goths of any sort, artists of any sort, robot girls, and spending too much time on art. i think tha t is all of them. might add more later certified dumbass goober who says "good heavens" and "perchance" unironically when i use periods or other punctuation im usually being earnest and trying to communicate genuinely. there is always the possibility that im doing a bit tho we lives in a country that elected a citrus-themed clown to lead it. we hates it! if you r ead this specific sentence i owe you a hug irl. unless you are mean to me. then you get n othing Only the true loser has the eyes to see. https://en.illogicopedia.org/wiki/User:Psychoticpotato girlfrienddfmngmdbms, dvsjdfjbkjg uygfegu AAAAAAAAAA I LOVE HER SO MCUch "you have white twink vibes" -@alicedotjpog@wetdry.world "Psychotic "Poppin' Pussy" Potato" -V like Void Reaver "Holy shit, he's John Helldiver" -RandomArtist "gay" -Holly "you look like if PirateSoftware had a brother" -some dude in the Risk of Rain 2 Discord "retard" -Burrito "yeah youre hot" -Kam more to come...