I'm so bored but mentally too tired to do anything except make non-drunk calls to people telling them I never really liked their shoes.

If you're not playing mega man for DOS at this very moment... are you truly living?
Took me a while to get it, I'm afraid.

He's a good boy. He helps more around the house than the wife does.

Guys... guys... is it still caturday?

So um... if I'm part Mongolian... um...
https://i.poastcdn.org/36fd1b6dbbb9eaa96e3e793c467b94d73bece4af35f123e208d4474ecc51558e.webm
These female romance book covers are getting intense.

Hmm.

Period-dick.
That's my new phrase.
Perod-dick.
Worse than getting a sexually transmitted disease from ol' big nose ashley... period-dick.

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MY TIN FOIL HAT IS MADE OUT OF PLATNIM, GOLD, AND RED RUBIES, ORANGE TOPAZ AND EVERYTHING ELSE. As is yours by this point.
Kill the kikes, '23.
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De-lightful.

Cats didn't work. I NEED MY DOPAMINE! I NEED MY RATINGS!








