re: that last boost: this cannot... someone tell me this is not how the next four years are going to go? lie to me, I don't even care

nostr:npub1fw5v64xfwqgmk803hjjq4xg6lsd56jkq7s2cmk62zun6ttqqdrqqmanm7t nostr:npub1cug3anl3yzr7np2n8z2s7qrpxfujlevqnlcn8v9ulmf232eewzfq4u3w7h I keep wanting some chickens (urban chickens are a thing here) and everyone keeps telling me they're mean. I'm starting to think chickens are hiding something.

I'm quite fond of this stakeholder, and they added in the Oxford comma for me when I asked them to, but they changed my "AM" to "a.m." and I'm debating whether or not I need to raise an army

nostr:npub1mpwksahqzlafhsc4457qxc48u0x4jfpdxj4rqsgez9dljd9kdt6qth4h3u yeah, I know too much about the animal world to be particularly sentimental about meat. I also think that we're going to discover that plants have some kind of consciousness, even dissimilar to the animal kingdom's, as we already know they do communicate with each other.

nostr:npub1cug3anl3yzr7np2n8z2s7qrpxfujlevqnlcn8v9ulmf232eewzfq4u3w7h presumably if war is formally declared on both sides, it's fair game. (ha)

I have no objection to veganism (I eat quite a few meatless meals because of my intricate, arcane food requirements), but I saw some rhetoric that made me laugh: talking about the destruction of animals "that never did you any harm", as though it would be totally okay to kill and eat something that had fucking started it. don't want no steak, don't start no beef, I guess.

the thing about ADHD is that some actions are paradoxical - i.e. things that would cause sleepiness in neurotypical brains just rev non-neurotypical brains up - so that is why I have had about four hours of sleep, which is good! I assume, because why else would I have evolved to be like this?

looking forward to it, or backwards. #photography

leadership: so, LAST YEAR'S ISSUE isn't going to happen again

them, nervously: no, absolutely not

me: HEYYYYY

me: hey we need to be sure that ISSUE doesn't arise again because it's happened twice now

them: acktually this is your fault

me: I figured

I'd pay cash money to know why Person Y is presenting while Person X is the person speaking about the material.

sometimes searching in Outlook is like asking something of a fucking toddler. NO, Outlook. CONCENTRATE. I need to know about CERB procedures. ffs

I approve of your moxie, small bird. #photography

inner brain: give them affection, go on

outer brain: oh, okay. uh, I think you're nic-

inner brain: no

inner brain: not like that

inner brain: headbutt them

outer brain: what?

inner brain: headbutt them. maybe bite them a little

outer brain: no!

inner brain: you KNOW this works, the cats do it all the time

also some elegant clarkia

it’s 1:30 am, I am awake, and I am defending tomorrow so have some sweet peas

dusk.

guess who has two thumbs and is covered in ringer’s

take strength. #photography

a good thunderstorm, but the air still smells like an old campfire. I’m surprised the rain didn’t settle more of the particulates.