a little spring. #photography

"I'll just take a second to download the photos from my phone!" well aren't we fucking optimistic tonight
what's the point of teaching kids to enjoy bright colours and interesting textures and dragons and flying starships if we're just going to lock them into greige hell as adults?
nostr:npub19aq4n5mc56hwtp45v3uy62sz26u02705mh8xv0mtaxc5cwehwulqaz94ew I love ‘em. always associated with that scent of autumn.
season of thunderstorms mostly over. #photography #Alberta #landscape

running water. #photography

yeah, I'm... pretty sure that that's the case at this point in the morning
I dreamed that the data analyst cursed me out. then I woke up to an email from the data analyst. now I'm wondering if the data analyst's response to my emails involves quite a lot of swearing on the backend
them: can we have a quick Teams chat?
me: yeah, sure!
them: *calls me*
me: a lie, then
the people who have encouraged this movement are responsible for countless deaths, potentially greater than nearly any other mass murderer in human history.
I really appreciate recipe books because if they have long boring annoying stories you can just flip past them and Marcella Hazan has never asked me to join their fucking newsletter
made tomato sauce using Marcella Hazan’s recipe and tomatoes, garlic, and onions from our garden.

small dog + freshly mowed lawn = green pawpaws
#DogsOfMastodon

nostr:npub1e304nyxt2m3c32al3qjj347nwms3ms0ftfxxd6s27llavzd3tq6sz03j42 no, that’s from today. I got a bit in before everything went pear-shaped.
tried to go for a walk but my autoimmune disorder kicked in. fantastic.

if I win the lottery I’m finding an old chestnut mare and giving her the retirement home of her dreams. seriously. heated stall with sawdust and straw two foot deep. whatever the latest shit is.
nostr:npub1k4qmle0sq0u0fwfz8l7zr85j3ag07z0v3lzj7xrkz5v6sfxdd00ss73lsq I'd sooner have my kids hear the word "shit" coming from my mouth than hear some racist fuck screaming at them in the street. that's just me, wacky
nostr:npub1fw5v64xfwqgmk803hjjq4xg6lsd56jkq7s2cmk62zun6ttqqdrqqmanm7t HEY I'M BORED AND NEED HUMANS TO ACKNOWLEDGE ME HEY HEY HEY oh my god
she successfully molted. I need to give her a few days before feeding her. I tried to remove the molt but she got upset so I decided I could leave her be for a bit, get used to the new body. #tarantula #ChacoGoldenKnee
