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ryanjordan
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GP at VAM | Regen Capitalist

This could happen faster than I originally thought!

How do we abolish the IRS? 🧐

ā€œThe IRS is warning Americans that starting 2025 they must report payments on Venmo, PayPal & Zelle of over $600.

Meanwhile….

The Pentagon just failed its SEVENTH audit in a row, as they were unable to account for 60% of their $4.1 trillion in assets.

$824 billion annual budget.ā€

-Geiger Capital

You nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs should sell tickets to plebs to attend your Thanksgiving this year! ā€œWe’ll show them our gains.ā€ 🤣

https://www.youtube.com/live/muznpsSkXbI?si=kiiIFIg0H2hmxX_8

I’d like to think Tyson curbed his punches, but man that was kinda tough to watch.

I’m thinking we are either underwhelmed ($125k) or overwhelmed ($500k+)

Just my two sats

Nice of you to preserve the dude’s face.

There are $3,000 billionaires and not one of them has figured out how to be like Iron Man or Batman?!

Fiat billionaires are lame.

Let’s see what the Bitcoin billionaires will do!

Imagine outsourcing your most valuable experience in life…growing, educating, and raising your children. Take it back.

Is it baller status!? I was hoping Saylor was gonna throw down.

Where’s the $100k party at?

It’s been a while. We can start it up again!

The 1.618 is $20k on log scale🤯 🤣 For us maxis, MSTR is the ultimate way to punk all the alt gains.

Next fib extension for MSTR is $420! Only fitting

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Story time:

6 years ago my mother in law was left penniless in a surprise divorce at age 67.

My father in law (piece of shit) had left her with nothing and planned to dump her on social security.

She was working as a pre school teacher making $14 an hour.

We had to move fast.

Father in law literally shotgun divorced her.

Showed up at the doorstep with a notary and manipulated an emotionally fragile woman into a binding legal agreement.

I was pissed.

I showed up a few hours later with a series of financial plans.

And with tears still streaming down her face in the kitchen of her tiny apartment, she picked one.

I gave her 3 options.

1. Aggressive

2. Extremely aggressive

3. Dave Ramsey rice and beans

She chose number 3.

Over the next 4 years she rode her bike to work everyday. Watered down her lemonade. Spent nothing on herself. Walked dogs for extra income. Took weekend shifts at the preschool. Showed up early. Stayed late and against all odds was able to save 12k a year on a salary of only 27k.

I set up a couple retirement accounts for her and whenever she would scratch $1,000 together she would give it to me and I would smash buy GBTC or MSTR.

My mother in law has never invested a day in her life and I didn’t want the news or some boomer friend to freak her out, so my wife and I just tell her she’s invested in ā€œthe marketā€ šŸ˜‚

When Bitcoin (the market) is doing good, we tell her and when it’s not we just… don’t tell her lol

So she’s effectively shielded from the emotional volatility of hodling. Which makes her a very good hodler.

Fast forward to today.

I helped her retire from the preschool. She is now living with us and helping look after her grandchildren.

She went from being near suicidal. My wife and I were legitimately concerned about her mental health. To a happy healthy and vibrant grandmother.

And as of yesterday she crossed 500k in retirement accounts.

I expect she’ll be a millionaire soon.

She can now comfortably retire with dignity.

This is not something that would have been possible without Bitcoin.

As cool as it is to see people like @saylor make billions of dollars these are the stories I live for.

The average person fixing their life with bitcoin.

It’s so fucking beautiful man.

Life’s good.

Great stuff!! Amazing story…super fortunate to have you as a son-in-law!

Imagine China waking up soon and checking the price of Bitcoin! 🤣