them: what did you do yesterday?
me: oh umm, can i get back to you on that?
it's quite hard to find a holiday of pagan origin in Scandinavia where beer or mead wasn't a mandatory part of the ceremonies.
nostr:npub1jtchumf496dtfc3g9wr9dk83jselaguk6r9n65df8u3app50gw2sm42n2x in old Christmas traditions, you'd dance around the tree.
nostr:npub1jtchumf496dtfc3g9wr9dk83jselaguk6r9n65df8u3app50gw2sm42n2x in Scandinavia you also see Yule goats. it's quite popular to commit arson on those. 🔥:blobfoxevil:​
nostr:npub1jtchumf496dtfc3g9wr9dk83jselaguk6r9n65df8u3app50gw2sm42n2x there's always some object they dance around. a flame, candle, tree...
nostr:npub1jtchumf496dtfc3g9wr9dk83jselaguk6r9n65df8u3app50gw2sm42n2x in old Christmas traditions, you'd dance around the tree.
nostr:npub1jtchumf496dtfc3g9wr9dk83jselaguk6r9n65df8u3app50gw2sm42n2x there's always some object they dance around. a flame, candle, tree...
"she's old and she has long hair. she must be a witch!"
me: cool!
nostr:npub1jtchumf496dtfc3g9wr9dk83jselaguk6r9n65df8u3app50gw2sm42n2x it kind of looks like what satanism often portrayed as
a friend told me there's a new scary movie coming out based on the weird Swedish ritual of midsommarstång and various pagan/satanic things going on around it
(viking voice) now that we have burned the sacrificial bonfires for Midsummer Solstice, it is time to prepare for Jól and the arrival of the shieldmaidens. :viking_ship:​
#norsktut #satire
(viking voice) now that we have burned the sacraficial bonfires for Midsummer Solstice, it is time to prepare for Jól and the arrival of the shieldmaidens.
American chef Joshua Weissman goes to Norway to cook like a viking:
per my theory that "i need to eat every 4 hours", so for example at 8, 12, 16 and 20 every day, i'm 20 minutes ahead of schedule. i ate at 13 and i'm hungry now, at 16:40. should be 17:00.
ah, i must put packing my suitcase on the schedule somewhere. completely forgot about that. shouldn't take too long though. all my clothes will be clean and i'm only staying for 3 days.
shower taken. all the major obstacles that were in the way of visiting my old friend in Trondheim have been overcome.
*writes down*
perennial and perineum are not the same thing
perennial and perineum are not the same thing
perennial and perineum are not the same thing
nostr:npub1xx847x7e72hxfw4wsuvsvcq2a5cw3el8wyqhejus0h2sneuj6skstwg7g4 nostr:npub1lxc4l6kzz5ndwf09da54294uxk56jhtel6c2e8qqcsk5emmr3c7qksvq4r i mean, that's just the same as ash, except it wasn't burned yet.
tfw you're searching for something and you accidentally look in the fridge, since food is something and you often search for that
nostr:npub1xx847x7e72hxfw4wsuvsvcq2a5cw3el8wyqhejus0h2sneuj6skstwg7g4 nostr:npub1lxc4l6kzz5ndwf09da54294uxk56jhtel6c2e8qqcsk5emmr3c7qksvq4r how are you gonna pull that off? let someone eat you?
question no one was asking before now: how many PPM of ash from dead people would start to impact aquatic life? imagined scenario: everyone who dies gets their ashes dumped into the ocean.
nostr:npub1lxc4l6kzz5ndwf09da54294uxk56jhtel6c2e8qqcsk5emmr3c7qksvq4r what's most likely to happen is that taxes will fund some kind of very minimal funeral that no one attends.
nostr:npub1lxc4l6kzz5ndwf09da54294uxk56jhtel6c2e8qqcsk5emmr3c7qksvq4r if there was a website where i could pick "whatever doesn't fuck the world up further to get rid of my flesh, do that one", i'd tick that box.