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it would be amazing but imagine the expense

living in a European city as a driver is a drastically different experience from living in it as a pedestrian. you don't even go to the same shops, because the ones that are easy to access by foot are often hard to access by car and vice versa.

since i don't drive a car and don't ride in them very often as an adult, my main association with them is still that they're something parents drive.

Norwegian roads tend to be a bit over-engineered. they can handle much higher speeds than the conservative speed limits would suggest.

weird to see someone talk about a Toyota Camry from 1990 as having so few safety mechanisms that it's somewhat unsafe to drive today, considering that our parents drove us around in cars like these for our entire childhoods, and routinely broke the speed limit in them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjhzVVNOYek

grass snake - one of the four sake species found in Norway

the most cartoonish object i have ever purchased. but it works. why did my parents never own one of these?

me trying to be consistent

being a man: you look around for the meaning of life but all you find is holes

snake-like things: *exist*

cats: absolutely not

i think maybe cats hunted a lot of snakes in Egypt

"what an idiot. he's not making any money."

me: what an idiot. my time is far more valuable than money. i wouldn't trade it for anything.

my problem with #Caturday is that i want to boost every single image

figuring out what people want isn't so difficult, but they'll never admit it

contrary to popular belief, women are the worst perverts

i think they could have chosen a better name than "penetration testing" for checking computer hacking problems

the guy who chose that word totally knew what that word implied and the world let him get away with it.

the vikings had it figured out

before you can get the "fitta" (vagina, thing that fits) you must "getta" (get it, guess)

nostr:npub1d4hv0ypkhaegc96p5a6vjdt32p9lhqz0e2cnuf4ep9lnrc53mf5swa2ta7 if you insist on using it

the U is long and deep

much like a penis :blobgiggle:​