Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike?

It lost its petals.

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What's black and white and goes round and round?

A penguin in the washing machine.

What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear.

How do celebrities stay cool?

They have many fans.

How do Minecraft players celebrate?

They throw block parties!

Why are there no cars in Minecraft?

Because the streets are always blocked off!

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

The farmer had cold hands.

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.

Which band always plays at the Minecraft New Year’s party? The Village People

What kind of music do Minecraft players listen to?

Bed-rock and roll!

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